Real and City play out 70 minutes of an interesting, if underwhelming game, then chuck in 20 brilliantly batshit minutes at the end to finish 3-2. Few debatable decisions in there from Bobby Manc, no arguing with Real's finishing though, Benzema's in particular was lovely.
Liam Gallagher gets kicked out of the stadium for kissing a security guard while celebrating Dzeko's goal.
Decent away win to start the group for Arsenal at Montpellier, sounds like we rode our luck a bit in the second half though. Turns out Gervinho's the new Henry.
Wins elsewhere for PSG (scorers Zlatan, Silva, Pastore & Alex - mental), Dortmund, Malaga, Schalke, and Porto. Milan draw with Anderlecht.
Chelsea vs Juve, United vs FC Eboue (formerly Galatasary) and Celtic vs Benfica tonight. Bayern vs Valencia probably the pick though.
Paul Ince and his chip-laden shoulders could be heading to Coventry as they seemingly begin their manager search at the bottom of the barrel.