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Nowt to report really.
Meeting an old friend at the weekend - suggestions of a good pub in central London (good ales plz, not too expensive) would be welcome else I'll take him to a Sam Smiths.
on a Saturday
Thought it was today! Goo is correct - disregard my suggestion
i remember you asking about places that do 'exotic' burgers AGES ago. Went past this near Mile End tube, might fit your bill.
Mahoosive party a week Sat at mine btw - bring yourself along!
frayed knot, my birthday innit, got people down.
But the house is gigantic so it shall be a party of true excellence. I'll just imagine you're there
Always the Brie Louise. It's so good you don't even feel like you're in London. Unless you order Guinness and have to pay £4.50 or sutin.
(This might be the opening line of my novel)
It wasn't so much the strange and unfamiliar sounds of the female orgasm that bothered me so much as their incessant full-volume chatting before, during his recovery time, and after.
I had a simultaneous orgasm with a woman last night. It's just a shame she was upstairs shagging her boyfriend.
Where is your new place?
Better than a Hertfordshire commuter town anyway. Twenty five minute walk to work which takes in two (two!) green, open spaces.
Good luck in your new sexy flat x
sounds so good.
Just having a whinge because by then it was past 2 and they were chatting quite loudly.
asking them to keep the chatting down.
feeling pretty alright. I downloaded Grindr last night; within minutes I had a message from someone who's picture was of a toilet seat. Also, two people have messaged me with "hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand...hee hee". May delete Grindr soon.
sounds like a bunch of serial killers use it.
but it is quite addictive.
I assume kinda like going to the bathroom and missing a potential Grindr hook-up?
never been on it before. Not really looking for anything in particular...unless you're offering ;)
Some sort of sexy time thing?
I suspect most people use it for hookups but there are people on there looking for friends, dates and the like. It is a bit weird knowing the exact distance between you and other users on there though.
What ever happened to just going out somewhere and having someone approach you like the good old days. 'Hi, haven't seen you around here before' type stuff.
being able to approach people you like the look of somewhere may come with its price i.e. a smack in the face.
although they're less likely to get beaten up by a bigoted homosexual for coming on to them.
though, I have had my fair share of over eager men not knowing what bugger off means and having them think it's okay to feel me up in their 'chat-up' process. I guess there are flaws in social interactions now-a-days. Where can I download Grindr?
Does this work?
I Feel You and One Caress.
His flatmates had to ask him to stop using it when they were sitting down to meals together. They made a 'no Grindr at the dinner table' sign.
He really was on there all the time.
He says that on a weekend from 2am onwards he is inundated with Grindr messages either calling him *big daddy* or requesting some kind of freak show father/son roleplay
Do one Wednesday. I am in work on time for the first time in about a week and a half though.
But I was late, too.
Still MANCHESTER THIS WEEKEND EH.
That worked for me today. Going to be a good weekend yeah
Apparently they're pitching him for public speaking roles and columns etc. by selling him as, *the British Tim Berners-Lee.*
I have no money. But I have money due from quizzing, so that's ok.
Need to preserve some for a quite herculean drinking effort on saturday.
I've just been signed off work for a month (one week backdated, three weeks starting from today).
What the fuck am I going to do for notherr three weeks?
you could do some baking or some crafting?
if you've been signed off then don't feel that you need to do anything/much. Eat junk food and watch films.
I've just remembered I only get 7 paid sick days in a row. Fuck fuck fuck.
I only work part time.
But it won't even cover my rent.
When I had appendicitis I just watched loads of boxsets, ate loads of noodles and played computer games
The second time I was signed off was boring as I had a cannula in my hand so I couldn't play computer games, and I spent two hours of every day back at the hospital getting drugs which then made me really really tired.
So live it up!
Not happy about this.
KAGAROO CLASS TONIGHT
the newer stuff...not so much.
We had an argument about what it was called.
after I told him to stop singing that at me.
I started a Twitter account last night. A friend and I are following each other; so far I'm finding it pretty cathartic just using it to "release" thoughts form my over thinking mind. Also Zomby's twitter is a compelling read.
Going to a steak restaurant later; gonna have bone marrow for starters. I've set my budget at £70 so should be a fucking blowout, nice.
played like a bajillion games of the fifa demo last night after watching city - real. scored one goal. ffs.
eat more plants bitches
The italian housemate asked the thick female housemate out last night. Much hilarity ensued.
Part of one of my teeth snapped off last night. It's above the gumline though so it's not painful, just a bit sharp. Still need to get it fixed though.
Thinking about going on a city break in October. Any suggestions of places in the UK to visit?
I seem to be super hungry this morning, a box of tesco own brand country crisp has lasted me two days. (One box = ~2500 calories, so that's ~1250 a day for breakfast, which is pretty good. Bizarrely, the packaging thinks a serving is only 50g at ~250 calories. Madness. Also, how the fuck am I not putting on weight?!)
I did the same and left it for ages. The tooth started decaying and it hurt like fuck.
Go to Brighton!
My gf's never been and wants to visit, and I've not been for ages and have loads of 2ps for those machines.. Do they still have good record shops there?
but there's still Resident, Ape, Edge World and I think a new store has opened up too.
2) Rita Queen of Speed
5) Nemesis Sub Terra (although not really a ride it genuinely shat me up as I had no idea what to expect)
Nemesis Sub Terra I thought was well chumpy! The surprise package for me was 'Thirteen', even if I couldn't work out what the theming for that area of the park was meant to be..
a ride so when you start getting poked in the back and stuff I did let an audible swear. 13 was pish apart from the bit when you go backwards. The quick bit at the start of Rita was a highlight. Air and Nemesis are both probably better but been on them before a load of times.
Have you tried Stealth at Thorpe Park - it's like taking Rita to space.
I want to commute to work on Air. Not tried Sub Terra yet - interesting...
is amazing. Best ride I've ever been on, I reckon.
Or Thorpe Park for that matter. I feel like I am missing out on a fundamental way of British life.
We HAVE to go. October, they do late nights. We're going to Thorpe Park.
Okay- we're definitely doing this. I will look at dates and do emailing.
with 'I need a dollar' on repeat.
I'll play it on repeat in the car on the way.
No kids either on a school day so you can just rock up and hop on the rides.
though i've not been on stealth or saw
which should be b_d
Surviving on a diet of Lemsip at the moment. Thankfully leaving work early for an (unrelated) doctors appointment today. Then dinner for my dad's birthday. Christ this is boring isn't it.
I feel like you didn't use to spend as much time here as you did in Music. I for one am pleased.
Probably spend more time in here since I started working properly full time/started to completely hate my job as it's a bit more friendly/fun and less effort than the Music board, especially as I don't have the time to engage with music like I used to.
Plus the Music board is pretty much dead these days, at least it is to me after everyone ignored my Lyrics Quiz the other day. I remember when they were all the rage! (admittedly that was like 5 years ago)
Grammatically correct, obviously.
Very little to actually do other than send a couple of emails and write a report. A rich day of buying Pokemon cards on eBay and trying to stop the kitten from climbing the curtains awaits.
Went to a triffic non-league game last night, had a few beers afterwards, watched a couple o' episodes of 55 Degrees North.
Got the shits today so will probably just stay in bed drinking tea & honey til about 3pm, then if i'm sure i can face the outside world without soiling myself, maybe go to the pub and put away some real ale.
today is definitely a wasted day.
i'm really into raisins at the minute, i'm definitely going to get the shits.
nearly cried before but i didn't because i'm a grown up now and that's not what grown ups do.
Had some quality pub chat with guyhousername yesterday outlining some basics. It's all rather exciting.
This month is so shit. Might go to sleep for the rest of it.
Took my bike home and borrowed my housemate's. Got to work. Realised his bike had a puncture.
Fuck off, Wednesday.
My guy never showed on Monday, the useless prick.
I'm hosting a pub quiz at The Eagle in Hoxton tonight. Stars at 7.30pm. Get on down!
Is that on Saturday?
Might still be going to Southampton, but it's looking more likely that will be the weekend after, so I've selected 'maybe' for this
Please give his co DJ as many bad requests as poss.
though have a full diary that day but will definitely aim to get there.
Are you coming to the quiz tonight pls
I have to do some kangarooing and then am out with above co DJ
Is it just a one off?
be I'll hopefully be doing about two or three a week around london.
and friend all through primary school robbed a bank, has had his leg blown off, and was sexually abused as a child. I was honestly more shocked by the abuse bit. Cant believe it. I kinda feel sad now thinking back to what he was like then and how he acted...
The boxing instructor has started getting a bit flirty. I don't want this. It makes me forget to count. And I think I've broken my wrist.
STILL NOT SMOKING GUISH.
that is a great way to keep fit. Need to get back into it, actually.
I didn't smoke at home last night! Baby steps.
I feel so much better at the moment!
WELL DONE! As sson as you break the habit- it's way easier.
I am in agony
if i look down, the back-left of my neck feels like it's being set on fire by needles
-My newly purchased outfit is going down well at work.
-Someone bought me veggie piggie sweets
-I managed to have a 20 minute hot shower this morning having spent days battling to get in the shower first before work.
-Missed my gym induction and went shopping instead
-Have no money
-The *guy friend* at work doesn't even acknowledge new outfit. I'm so DIS.
drew me and my friend as we watched him. He gave us slightly deformed faces. Or we look like that and haven't realised.
I've got 2 full days freelance work to fit in this week but also three shifts at the bar which doesn't really leave me any spare time...but I just got my first job offer as a location scout and they want to check the locations by Monday. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I don't know how I'm going to do all this in time but I can't say no. Exciting stuff!
is this the first time a diser's job is also their user name? Apart from Gashwrecker, obvs.
I'm so not going to see you this weekend, am I! :D
I have no idea how I'm going to find these places and get permission to look around between now and then! They want it look like City of God, only not in Brazil, and I *think* the guy who reccommended me has told them I've done it before, which I haven't, so I can't even ask them 'oh hey, what the fuck are you actually talking about'
Are you coming to see Shoes and Socks Off tomorrow? Need to talk to you about All Of The Things. You know, the massive email thing.
but now I'm not so sure :/ I don't think I'll have time to do anything AND I only have £30 for the foreseeable future which I guess I'll need to keep for transport to places to check them out. But, I'll see! Maybs.
I'm in work until 4 then this launch should be cool (and I might be able to do some work whilst there as it's a possible location - MULTITASKING Y'ALL).
After writing this I got an email from the Northern Spirit guy asking if I'd like to do a takeover week with Kelly! Mental. Said I might be interested. Prob will if I can get a deadline further away than yours. Are you busy tonight if you can't go tomorrow?
(rather than actually doing anything productive with my newfound spare time, obvs)
Going for a drink with an attrative this evening. I'm starting to worry he might be seriously ditzy though; so far he's forgotten about a proposed drink, and then managed to turn up at the pub a day early (yesterday) for this one.
THis is because i have pleurisy and something else, which is kind of cool. Millions of drugs.
Yikes. How did you manage that?
and the pelurisy is a side effect of that.
Anyway, I feel fine apart from nearly dying this morning.
had pneumonia and pleurisy
LOOK THE FUCK AFTER YRSELF FOR GODS SAKE!
Everybody's making a total fuss. I have steroids and they gave me a shot of amoxil and i have amoxil tablets and I'm mainlining Ventolin and nicorette gum. I thought I had a punctured lung earlier, which was causing me a bit of worry, but now that I know what's wrong I feel much better!
The doctor was not very pleased when I told her i flew yesterday, as apparently the pressures will have made it worse. eep.
At what point does this stop being an inconvenience and turns into a thing?
Get an appointment with a doctor, get your ears syringed, you'll be right as rain.
all of you can fuck completely off