I went back home yesterday because it was my friends wedding. I was staying at my Mum and Dads house which is in a small village, so got a lift back from my friend.
As I was waving goodbye to my mate and about to go into my parents house (it was about 12:30 ish), I heard this WUB-WUB-WUB-taka-WUB-taka-taka-taka--------WUBWUBWWWWUUUUUWUBWUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-taka-taka-WUB-WUB.. so I decided to investigate.
I followed the noise, over the road and up the path of one of this massive house in the village. I walked around the back and I could hear loads of party goers partying in a big tent. There was a DJ in the tent and about 40 or 50 people raving away. There was probably about another 30 people milling around the field, and there was a massive bonfire at the back of the field and tents, etc.
I was dressed in wedding stuff, so I quickly went home and grabbed an old jacket that was on the coat rack. I searched the house up and down for some beers, and eventually managed to find some tins of strongbow - so I shoved a few in my coat pocket and on the way out I grabbed my Mums cigarettes and lighter, then headed back up to the party.I wouldn't normally do this sort of thing, but figured - it's only a really small village and the music was blasting across the field, so it's not that out of order of me to invite myself along. Plus I sort of figured that there would be loads of people there that didn't know each other, so I wouldn't be spotted as an imposter - so would be able to have a couple of strongbows and get down to some dub-step, relatively hassle free.
I couldn't have been more wrong though - I managed to get into the field area easily enough, but when I walked onto the dancefloor, pretty much everyone looked at me. The girl who's house it was came over and said 'Do I know you?'.....I was splutteringly apologetic, and (also pretty drunk) just about managed to say - 'I LIVE IN THE HOUSE OVER THERE. DO YOU MIND IF I STAY.....I'LL GO IF YOU WANT ME TO THOUGH!'.........luckily she was fine and said not to be silly and enjoy myself. after this all of her friends were coming up to me and shaking my hand and saying 'SAFE MAN' SAFE AS FUCK'.
After I'd been 'raving' for about 20 minutes, I decided to go outside and have a breather, so I sat down on a hay bail and cracked open another can of strongbow. After a while a girl came over and sat beside me. She was pretty fucked and her words were slurring - she asked me what UNI I went to and I said, oh I'm not at a uni. I'm too old. To be fair to her it was pitch dark.
She started to slur even more and in the end I said, have you taken something? (she could barely speak at this point) anyway, turned out she'd taken a load of ketamine, so I went over and got the girl who's party it was to come over and help the other girl. She was alright after a while.
Then one of the guys was lifting hay bails up and looking for something. I asked him what he'd lost and he said he couldn't find his iphone. I took his number and tried ringing his phone, but we couldn't find it. After that I decided to call it a night and headed off home.
The next day I was talking to my Mum and she said - 'Blimey, did you hear that racket last night?' And I said, 'Yeah - I went to it'.
Turns out that she knows them really well anyway, and my Sister was supposed to go along.