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how's your love life?
In fact [cat_race] it's true of most things in life. If you decide that your chances of doing x or y are low, then chances are you won't really try, thus fulfilling your expectations that, indeed, you did not achieve x or y. [/cat_race]
I'm pretty pleased about this.
let's make them touch each other's boobies.
that was the breast of times,
who? james travis?
I don't have a girlfriend :(
down with mittster
dont think we'll be going out again.
did he not like the cut of your jib
Saw my friends housemates knickers on the clothes horse yesterday.
do you reckon it was a signal?
Also, icwar has invited me to a sex party tonight or something. So ya know, thatll be great
ALL OF IT
sometimes people use beds for sex
got married 4 months ago tomorrow
Hectic gym sessions and cold showers in the meantime
That's fine for now, though. I reckon it'll be a couple more months before I resort to making eyes at anything with four or less legs and udders.
is going to a gig alone because i fancy someone who i know is also going weird?
we spoke once. he made the fatal mistake of saying he was going to said gig.
actually, yeah, it's really weird.
glad i cleared that up.
also your use of 'fatal mistake' makes its sound like you're gonna kill him
he makes me feel a bit creepy really
just wanna look at him
then you may as well go for it; what have you got to lose? Maybe find a friend to go with you who's willing to pretend they dragged you to the gig so it doesn't look creepy.
wanna come to a gig?
when, where and who's playing?
It's on a downward trajectory though.
early days, but I'm pretty smitten. so yeah
would put most monks to shame with my apparent abstinence dedication.
Physically: rubbish. all I want to do is have sex but I can't because I've recently had abdominal surgery. I hate my life.
Totally fine with it. Haven't met any of interest for a while, who'd have thought London had so many boring women.
long distance is lame but it was no distance two weeks ago so can hardly complain
It's always there but only gets any use when everyone's out
No one has asked you, GB. How's your love life?
it's a festival of rainbow happiness for all
it's a rainbow festival of happiness for all
Unfortunatly, the language barrier kind of got annoying. Especially his texts.
Eddy - "Good morning sweaty how are you?"
"Good night sweaty slep well"
It just got annoying. And before you ask, NO I DON'T HAVE AN ODOUR PROBLEM.
So yea, pretty much non-existent. I work in a place full of fit men though so I have been rubbing knees and ogling quite a lot lately.
He couldn't understand me and I couldn't understand him. And for some reason when I started speaking to him in English I'd put on some weird foreign accent to try and help him understand me.
did he really have no idea what he was saying ?
However, we all know it could turn into anything from slightly pedestrian to a massive pain in the arse at any moment.
I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME.
It's not like it was about maturbation or anything.
I live this song.
i now have a girlfriend
she is funny & smart
we have amazing sex
in fact I'd say it was going very badly
which is bad
nothing more interesting than that unfortunately
I thought you meant you were with someone and its gone wrong
this is a boring story otherwise.
And ignore my cat_race advice below
ou just need to apply yourself and then you will be happy
Regular rogerings, none of them bird material.
Realised the other day that we started dating eight years ago. Time flies.
least less miserable about it than I was
So I declined. So she suggested some National hall building thing, all a bit romantic. Declined. So I suggested the war museum and brought some Brazilian lad called Bernardo along. There's nothing sexy about the war of 1812 or the Mexican revolution.
He's just not that into you.
That song spouts lies. It's nice, I'm sure, but a long way from being necessary.
and your 59er conker. fair. shake on it
I was rubbish at conkers.
some clever kids would drill a little hole in it and fill it with cement. these guys are probably earning 55k+ these days