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like for money?
If I deemed the sum of money enough to be worth my time doing so.
then who am I to refuse their money?
I'm looking fairly buff at the moment and all reasonable offers would be considered
Your willy will be out and flacid.
A man showing his chest is nowhere near the level of a woman doing the same. Obviously a full flash of the giblets is a touch too far. Maybe a bit of a arse cheek whilst looking over one shoulder? It's a vipers nest it really is.
That bit in Father Ted where the guy on the plane draws a priest in the nip
Don't know why people are.
It'd obviously depend on the context, though. For instance, a naked shot for a news piece, or getting yer nuts out for Doctor Chris on This Morning, that'd be fine, because it's not sexual.
(i'm sorry i didn't mean it)
I've got a pretty good leg pit you can hide it under
Is a leg pit?
ooh got me a right sweaty leg pit today!
it also said 'the bit behind your knee....like imagine your shoulder is your knee and your arm pit is you leg pit'
The back of whose knees I sometimes fucked.
You spend more time considering the syntax of this sentence than its content.
Maybe I should become a Men's Health cover model. Bet they get paid a fair bit.
When I was at uni, I jumped naked off magdalen bridge with my friend J. Our tits were in the papers.
We were then approached by the Sun and asked if we would pose in our mortar boards and pants for page 3. I said no, J said yes. J got rusticated and stripped (pardon the pun) of her scholarship (on a technicality in the university statutes which says that you must not recieve money for being pictured in academic dress.) She looked bloody hot, though.
DiS would all be perving at your baps had that not happened well before the internet was invented.
You're right, I think.
I just had a google, and they're not there!
She lived in a caravan with an aged hippy called Barry. I was so in awe of her. All of the girls thought she was Bloody Fantastic.
ST Thrillda's. Ah, I miss the place. The irony is, I was 16 years old when I got into oxford and the compromise I reached with my parents had been that I would go to an all-girls college. Little did they know that the Hildabeasts were maneaters.
But with more women or that.
I'll get naked for anyone ridiculous enough to want to see that. The money would be a nice bonus.
The front cover was going to be a collage of dick photos. They were looking for fans/volunteers to have photos of their junk taken for it. I put myself forward, but they unfortunately ran out of money and then split up so it never happened.
So yeah, I probably would.
i saw their last show at supersonic. was amazing
when Rough Trade used to do those free Saturday afternoon gigs.
A then underage Peaches Geldof tried to come in. She got ID'd and was kicked out by the bouncers while shouting "don't you know who I am?!".
that was with Rolo Tomassi and uhhhh someone else really good. crazy american dude from CPWK accidentally cut his elbow open, i think i gave him a plaster.
There was a period of time when i'd go to one of those gigs at least once a fortnight - the line-ups were really, really good.
And it was always followed by a little trip over to record and tape exchange over the road!
this is one of them
My missus is currently trying to persuade me to pose for her life drawing class as they always struggle to get younger models apparently - my main reluctance is that I'm not sure about staying still for that long.
it makes for a more interesting picture
I say DO IT
I did life drawing at college and it was an old lady who had her clit pierced and the view I had was right up there (legs open) it was....interesting.
Fat people are much better for life drawing classes. Skinny men especially end up looking like scraggly turkeys on the page
where you can draw bones. Otherwise - skinny = BORING
...I'm a lanky streak of piss so might be not be so suitable in that case. Although I also have a below the waist piercing so sounds as though that would at least give folk something to focus on.
...by describing it as 'below the waist' as I thought there was really only one place on the lower half to be pierced. Yes, it is in my penis.
or the bit between your balls and your bum.
do people get their perineum pierced? Ow.
I believe the medical term is "Biffin Bridge".
Was admiring the still life drawings when I realized that the model looked somehow familiar...
Turns out it was my mate "big" Rob and I'd been admiring various pictures of his cock for the past 10 minutes.
Yes I would.
lbc will confirm. He did as well.
but i'd never do it for money
meow, how much would you pay me to look at my penis?
I'm guessing he'd do it without the need for money to change hands
When I went on holiday to Formentera I pretty much didn't wear a top the entire holiday. Love the Spanish way.
So yes, as long as it's done tastefully sure.
the girls would seat and have lunch topless. we had to make them put clothes on. i dont want to eat my lunch whilst i can see your nipples thank you very much.
does bad things to my functionings. Makes me feel queasy for some reason.
I don't agree.
Why is it okay for men to sit topless but you have a problem with women doing the same.
because i very, very sexist.
would mimic female breasts to the point that your sexism would be null and void
If the lad wants to concentrate on his corn beef sandwich and hard boiled egg then you should let him and cover up.
i'm thinking black and white photos with the items you're using in colour.
Read the thread. Its full frontal. No cover up. Flacid penis.
Would you ever let people think about you naked, for money?
so yes, I'd like to get a bit of money for it.
isn't really adding much taste.
go soil your own iphone
still probably not big enough, though, i'd imagine.
I am implying you have a bucket vag. That was the joke. In which case the iPhone, whilst larger, might not still cover IT.
You're crystal clear we're talking about your cavernous bomber doors?
Just don't want to have to spoonfeed it - I like to credit my audience with a little nous in order to crack the code
big flaps and vag.
In some cases.
(I haven't seen your penis)
(is that what meta means?)
a work shirt and tie, socks and his massive flaccid penis dangling. It wasn't nice.
or better, post it here?
on another phone. So it is forever lost in the techno-verse.
Which is sad/not so sad
Walking back from the pub in complete darkness, one of my friends suddenly thrust his iphone in my face saying *Look at my gumtree picture!*
So in total darkness of the country side there was just the glow of the phone screen displaying a picture of him, top off, and his chap pulled up over the waistband of his trousers and flopped out.
He also told us he was planning to meet this sexy asian lady who because of her religion couldn't look at him so he had to put his knob through a hole to be sucked off.
He was quite incredulous when we told him it was in all likelihood, a man
Chocolate eiffel tower
these photos are black and white. probably in some high society french magazine. think the new zealand rugby calendar only with more brains.
You put an iphone or a football you cretin. You're just typing what you see on your desk
So you could use that. Maybe as an ad campaign for Sky+.
Like a 12" subway and 2 cabbages, or something.
Did a naked calendar for Sophie Lancaster charity a few years back. The photographer was more embarrassed than me.
If I was doing it I'd definitely wear a monocle or slap on a fez to draw the eye away from my mediocre wang
I'm wearing no shirt in my last 4 facebook profile pictures though, due to getting shirtless at gigs a lot.
Completely starkers? No chance. Look at the naked Lana Del Ray photos - leaves little to the imagination. Kind of spoilt it for me.
as long as I had editorial control
if the pictures look shit then no
if they look good then why the fuck not? And I don't mean flattering, I mean good photography and tastefully or provokingly done
we'll all be old and wrinkly one day, might as well capture the glory while it lasts
People are way too hung up about bodies
I would much rather pose nude than work for a year in a soul sucking office drone job (if the pay was the same)
Although i don't like the idea of certain people being able to see my naked body. Like this dick I used to work with, I shudder at the thought of him being able to see my bits.
I wouldn't mind if my mum or sisters or other female family members saw it but I would be horrified if my step-dad, dad, brothers or any of Steve's family saw it.
As long as I was allowed a quick trim to make it look bigger and a quick helicopter before going on set
presumably the magazine would be New Scientist and it would be an article about hideous mutations
(incidentally while typing that initially i put 'New Scientits'. Which is exactly the sort of thing i would like to read)
caption: ultimate sex man discovered, museum declares collection "inadequate and obsolete"
how about bending over with your cheeks spread, puckered arsehole winking as you look back at the camera with a cheeky grin?
I've got no qualms.
But I'd do a Cynthia Plastercaster.
can't imagine too many people being into that though
gaping anus. top stuff, bro