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you want to bite their calf?
not sure what this has to do with biting though
The visual elongation effect that as achieved by the wearing of high-heeled or platform shoes replicates the evolutionary indicator differentiating land-dwelling animals as opposed to tree-dwelling antecedents. Evidence shows that 2 million years ago, when humans passed from Australopithecus human type to Homo-human, a big increase in leg length occurred. Thus, to put it simply, the higher the heel, the more human the visage … ergo, the much stated desire to “bite their calf” is a scientifically supported manifestation of the fact that you are A DIRTY CANNIBAL.