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it's friday night and I'm sober as hell. Say some shit on vocaroo, it's dead easy like
didn't know what to say so I just read a transcript of this
now post your own voice
how did you get that gig?
the heart shaped crisp :'''D
yeah that's EXACTLY what they're doing in the canteen
made her orgasm. Cheers love, but keep it to yourself yeah.
NO DAVE. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE.
it's like some spoken word song thing.
in the genre of instructional post-folk, or industrial safety.
Lots of mispronunciations and generally bad.
Read it here.
i swear you werent northern when i spoke to you that time for like 10 seconds. But you are, you're well northern.
hopefully you can hear me running out of breath and nearly fainting at the end
voice of an angel
soemtiems things stop being true when you say them. bt that's fine
mug_mug_mug's is my favourite so far
so here's me being shit at my job http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tErfR8qoOi
that's definitely not a good thing is it.
Hate my voice.
although when you consider the eyebrows that actually makes perfect sense with the deepness. I was a fool to think otherwise
pretty much just so i could say things like pal and lass and aye. But yeah, no chance.
1) you've just smashed shit out of the data protection act.
2) how long have you worked in a laundrette?
i work in a uni reception.
The guy didn't say any private things.
HAVE. SOME. WEED.
what a fucking prick
but for the record: shut up
hate my voice
We can never marry.
(Exactly how i imagined you'd sound as well. Amazing!)
if you know a foreign language, speak some of that sweet shit and post below
cba to translate but there's something about fucking your mamma and cunts in there.
'mirin the pronunciation
up to and including shit
how much of yourself did you make up as a joke?
i can only do so much.
You express your concerns to me privately, i arrange the rugby training, trips to the backstreet boozers, the appointment with the tattooist...we work on the casual racism and up your pintdownageability...then you go and bang a video online of you talking to yourself whilst a catdog lords it up on your girly couch.
can down a pint in 5 seconds fwiw
and it's not my house/dog but :D nonetheless
awwww wee cutie, i didnt expect to get a mention :)
funniest thing i've ever heard
but i'm glad you didn't have him say i go hard in the poop, bit of a loaded euphemism for a preschooler
just heard this! <3
That's AMAZING!!! :D that kid needs their own account dude!!
you are the best guys!!
so happy now. when my nieces are old enough, I'm gonna get them to say theShipment poop.
why didn't I think of that.
wonder if you'll understand my Northern Irish mumbles lol
You could read the phone book and it would still sound lovely :)
i find it hard to even listen to that back without cringing inside.
But thanks :)
but the Irish brogue is one of the loveliest accents
Cos, y'know. SEX SELLS.
really nice voice well done
I love that song. Makes me sad <3
if not, you should look at doing some voiceover work. You sound a lot like Spotify guy.
Kinda why I picked that review (it's here: http://goo.gl/w187y)
That's very kind of you, thanks!
That's the sort of voice I can imagine narrating some highbrow novel on Radio 4.
my voice is even more floaty than I thought. I wish I had a harsher accent. People just ignore/dont hear me in a group and I'm terrible at public speaking :(
everyone hates how they sound when they hear themselves back. I know I do. And I'll bet if you posted yourself speaking it would only be you that didn't like the results!
I've got a wee sore throat just now. Night guyz xxxxxxxx
I would like to hear you speak over the internet someday. I am sure the voice you speak with is pure braw, sore throat or no.
i got my props (the music) but the angst isn't there
I think you mean 0545 hours.
that's so good
I liked the way that you said "piss and shit and burning" as well. sounded poetic.
but no idea what to read out, any ideas ?
I guess I forgot you were Irish
I should dress more Irish.
Reading an extract from this thing: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-Beginners-Kelly-Link/dp/000724200X#reader_000724200X
I hope my Manc brogue makes you feel better yeah. Guess what colour this is?
are you from Oldham?
More of a Bury accent though. The later in the day it is the more Bury i get