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Looking critically hungover on about 3 hours sleep and wearing no makeup. Awesome.
No Thursday thread, then?
It airs second week of Oct, assuming we can finish filming this month. I might tell people what it is closer to the time.
Anyway, this is supposed ot be the THursday thread. Tell me about your day ahead.
Are you an actual comedian? How amazing. Do I know you? (I know two comedians who were gigging last night. this would be spooky real life/online crossover.)
Can we come and see you sometime please?
You should let us know when you're next doing a manc gig. Me and c_r will come and heckle you
I can think of three or four comedy nights in south London alone that aren't pay to play.
You can tell me now, yeah? YEAH.
*adjusts bum cleavage and puts bag back over head)
THis thing today was because I work for a guy who is a bit of a TV businessman. We've just had to do a sequence where I was advising him on some very important and entirely fictitious legal docs. They gave me 30 seconds notice (ie, boss sidles up to my desk and says Lu, you have 30 seconds to get to the boardroom, and put on your heels.)
I don't think it will be on council telly, which means I'll never see it. I will find out and maybe tell people. I am now regretting this thread quite a lo tbecause i'm going to look like such a momo in the thing.
must have looked awful.
and then thinking it was a good idea to go home and read an entire book in one sitting. It wasn't even a good book. Can you airbrush/ touch up video in the same way that you can stills? I really hope so.
What was your filming? How was the States?
YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME AT THE TV. I GET IT.
You've seen it being filmed right?
The guests were Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris (yeah, me neither), and Jimmy Eat World.
Was Dave amazing? I <3 Dave
(as it was still called then - this was a couple of days before September 11th)
What was David like off camera? Did he address you guys? How did he react to JEW's performance?
But we watched the whole thing out of the windows of the departure lounge windows at Newark airport.
We walked in just after the first plane had hit and were evacuated just after the second tower fell.
Back to Dave though....
then a girl sang at the end. pretty memorable stuff.
i was sat behind a camera.
Alright, calm down Melvyn.
Letterman was really awkward and a bit stilted when doing it live.
and i couldnt really see anything when i was there.
Probably all of you.
Is this a terrible admission. I don't even know what Bug is.
^even worse admission.
What is Bug?
Chintzy was on bass.
I'm so answering "a Dinosaur Jr album"
but to repeat, as I will be doing for the rest of my life, I went to a spanking workshop with the cast of Made in Chelsea.
At Coco de Mer. I got a free paddle. This is all true, I didn't dream a second of it.
I hope so.
Start gently, maybe using your hand, then progress through leather straps, floggers, and to wooden paddles. Not sure why they gave us all free paddles at the end, they were the advanced tools. Very irresponsible.
I'm not sure I could resist delivering a bitch slap to the chops of any of them, given the chance.
And the cast members I met were absolutely lovely.
Yeah I'm fine thanks, might go to the gym after work.
throwing snowballs in central park at the news anchor
anchored by Dermot Murrrrrnaghan.
It was about yob culture. The whole aim of the show was to highlight that oxford toffs are just as yobbish as knife wielding hoodie gang members. They took me to Whites and got me pissed and I provided some prime footage which I hope to fuck has got detroyed by fire.
I was also on, oh god, it's too early for me to tell this one. Another time.
can't remember what it was for - some kind of debate show i think
I had a horrible dream, and woke up angry at a couple of my friends. I don't actually know what they did in my dream though, what is doubtless is that they're a couple of cunts. Going to my pals house this afternoon, then hanging out with Scout and getting free pie and a pint.
Which does seem frighteningly old, but was obviously within their acceptable limits.
(it was special recorded event, I don't think they usually do parties). He was lovely, I asked for his autograph and he refused, until I said I liked him on the Big Breakfast. So he wrote it saying 'Dear h_y_g, I am ashamed, Richard Bacon'. I found it the other day while packing my shelves.
We're doing a sketch show. I will be in it with a cabbage <3
was it in a reconstruction?
where it shows the person happy with life again. They were playing on the swings and in the background
It was the Wybird stop, i don't remember it at all and i think my mum taped over it
my day has been made <3
she'll turn you around and around
thursday: peggy patch
friday: story time (???) idk
And there was one that was a circus tent
I can't remember what it was now, just that I hated playdays on Fridays
Some friends of mine made it on to a German news segment about binge drinking at ski resorts.
They interviewed one as he was about to ski back hammered from the club asking him *Are you fit to ski?* to which he replied *Am I fit?! Look at me man! Jesus Christ I'm absolutely gorgeous!*
German dancing, in Meadowhall shopping centre.
I was doing the Nickelodeon studios tour (hoping to meet Kenan and Kel obviously) and they asked me if I wanted to be on this show. Can't remember what I had to do but I ended up getting gunged which was fun
My uncle was the producer and so got my family and I to demonstrate the impact the Breville toastie maker had on society by eating toastie after toastie after toastie