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if i could wash it off straight after
My phone tried correcting that to Aussie dip, bloody love autocorrect.
And then whatever I can sell the story to The Sun for.
it's quite hard to wee when it's hard, don't think i could take the embarrassment if he was struggling to get a flow going.
and be all like 'ooh yeah' then.
he'd be weeing but having sexy thoughts then wanking afterwards.
If it was him AND Lizo Mzimba out of Newsround weeing on me, I'd be up for it. But it'd have to be both of them.
just know that it's a low number
and then curl up so my skin kind of sticks together? I've heard he's into that.
dunno if i'd want to do it to someone unless they really wanted it, but i'd probably get pissed on by a girl at the drop of a hat if she wanted to.
And what about you kind sir?
he'd get pissed off and wouldn't be able finish the act and I wouldn't get paid
I'd have to demand a higher price for more concentrated wee
which member of Genesis would you rather do the above thing?
The way the Olympic closing ceremony went you might have to just put up with Mike Rutherford and Ed Sheeran doing it anyway.
not much at all
in the face?
he'd probably want to piss in your face and mouth and probably up your nose.
No Jacket Required?