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Still stings a bit.
What largely undeserved abuse has been slung your way recently? etc.
So I gave them, and turns out he'd be walking the same direction as me so we started chatting. He said he was down from Nottingham to look for a house, so I told him what the good/bad areas were etc, tried to be helpful.
After we went our separate ways a second guy stopped me and asked for money. I said sorry, I'm running late, went to walk away. Then I hear from behind me "Well you had enough time to stop and chat to your mate, you TWAT!" The last word echoing down the street.
Talking to people in the street: no good can ever come of it.
don't lie to homeless people / charity muggers / cold callers. Just say, "no sorry"/"fuck you" depending on taste. they much prefer it.
its epimer life and his time. he can do what he wants with it. this chugger can chug on.
- "That's why I'm running late, you awful human."
-"You're not very smart, are you?".
HOW DOES HE KNOW I DOUBT MYSELF?
That one's bound to stick.
A (female) colleague and I were walking back from the pub and some guy driving past says "You both know that you want to fuck!"
Normally these things get Dopplered into gibberish but that was crystal clear.
But kudos to that guy for effortlessly injecting some social awkwardness into two strangers' evening out of absolutely nowhere.
So you only got to second base?
Although obviously I can't speak for her. But being a heterosexual female with functioning eyes who had just spent an evening in my company, I think it's pretty safe to say that she was by this point absolutely desperate to get home, watch Eastenders on iPlayer and call her long term boyfriend.
Didn't get to sleep till 2.30am (OPENING CEREMONY WAS AMAZING) and had to get up at 6. WAAAH. THis new job will kill me. i hope it kills me AFTER we have our summer party on the terrace tonight.
deservedly so. Been taking the piss lately.
I'm getting in mental rut again. Just drinking a lot and not sleeping. This isn't doing my well being any good.
you sound like you need the pep talk/ arsekick that my friends gave me recently. I gope you're ok.
HOw was BADMINGTON? Did it not wear you out and help you sleep, or give oyu endorphins?
I was going to, then I got home and just lay down and didn't want to move. Just want to shut the world away tbh.
I'll be reet :) have fun at your par-tay.
Who wants to learn fencing with me?
I'm going to see the wheelchair fencing on Tuesday <3
there was a groupon offer recently- let me see if it's still live (or whether it's mutated onto living social/ kgb, as usually happens!)
I must have missed that one but definitely yes.
I imagine we'd look well sexy in those white outfits with the face mask.
Prancing in tight white, oh yes.
about the badminton, I mean. Wouldn't bother with the fencging though.
haven't played in weeks. Listening to Stars of the Lid won this time though.
he's not here yet
and then similar this morning. In my incident report I wrote ' J.P came downstairs 5 minutes later and apologised to me but stated that I should also apologise to him. I declined to apologise for being shouted at and threatened.'
5 cars littered around the m60 near the trafford centre. didn't look too major though, think everyone was ok. lots of punctured tyres and sand all over the road. guess something got spilled or smashed. my boss isn't happy. hahaha, what a dick.
he can't help it. i think he just doesn't see the big picture when it comes to life. i'll be leaving soon enough anyway, he's going to have to work things out for himself.
Too many beers, too many Jagers. Urrrrgggghhhh
Let rip with a variety of insults.
GREAT BANTS :D
and as I stepped on to the pavement the guy shouted "take your fucking time mate" out of the window. I grinned and gave him the finger.
I was pretty hurt by that.
I'm going to Belgium next week and am trying to find places to go in and around Antwerp. So far I've found this:
if you know any other cool places to check out let me know please.
Really really tired today and a little bit deaf.
moving into a new place with some darn good friends so that's made me awesome happy. Going to Berlin in September too, then Toulouse, which is a much-needed holiday for me. And have been given a job offer that I think I'm gonna take. Awesomesauce.
need new bike lights, hate deciding which to get...can anyone recommend some cheapo ones that are halfway decent? They just need to be functional really, there's a little bit of unlit bike path on my commute, but the rest of it is fairly well lit. need front and (heh) rear. Also, if anyone could recommend some decent (again cheapo, as am skint, always) waterproof trousers, that would be b d . (didn't really want to start another bike thread so put it in here)
And vaginas are lovely. You should take 'twat' as a compliment. Ditto cunt. Next time somebody calls you one say- aww, thanks mate- and maybe rub their arm, while grinning.
I'm really a decent girl - I drive a BMW and I work hard, it really wasn't me
I was walking to the station and I realised I left my phone at home so did a u-turn right in front of a group of kids and one of them shouted 'foolish!'. I think he was right.
then I got caught in the rain and I look like a drowned rat.
spinning later. CANT WAIT.
to music and that
so fucking incredibly delicious.
Has anyone been to the London one (or any of the others dotted around the world)?
My local one, not the London one. Well, I'd love to go to the London one too, of course....
Do you remember what you had? We had a 10 course degustation type thingy. Every single dish was amazing. The only thing less than perfect was the passion fruit sorbet accompanying the cheesecake at the end.
The people I was with were absolutely bongoed and hardly ate anything, so I ate it all.
and actually not overpriced for the level of service/quality, as some have levelled at it
Ours was $130 a head for a set menu, which is about average for fine dining degustations in my area, yet the food was clearly a step or more above average for fine dining degustations in my area.
i felt brilliant walking out of nobu and thought/talked about the food a fair while afterwards as well. that's worth the monies
A russian woman came in and had right attitude. From the look of her husband she was obviously a mail order bride and it took every fibre of my essence not to say something. Still, got a complaint made against me which I have to have a meeting about later. This is on top of my SERIOUS DATA BREACH where it turned out the student lied (and this is known) but I still got a disciplinary. Ridiculous. Hate working.
bride mail orders you
Once upon a time I would've spent hours/days letting something like that bother me - had to learn how to ignore such things. I've always envied people with the ability to ignore/embrace adverse comment.
I want it to be payday now
SO last night I went with my gf to a 'gig' at the Old Vic theatre, it was an acoustic concert by Patrick Wolf with a string quartet and stuff, done as a warm up before a big tour he's going on. We were sat way up in the gods, but it's a lovely, well designed theatre and we had a fine view and could see everything. The music was very atmospheric and everyone was quietly appreciating it, aside from two cunts directly in front who chatted and giggled through the first few songs, as well as doing that annoying thing where they respond to stage banter as if he's directly addressing them. Everyone around them was getting annoyed by their chatter, so a few songs in, very much against my usual inclinations, I tapped the bloke on the shoulder and asked if they could keep it down. The woman span round and said: 'No! No! No we can't!' Which took me aback slightly. The guy turned round, and I expected him to be slightly more polite, but he just added: 'It's a GIG man!', as if this implied slam dancing, when we were sat in a old theatre at an acoustic concert. Anyway, this at least seemed to make them slightly more self conscious, though now at the end of songs he would say 'NO DON'T CLAP DARLING WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY NOISE.' They lasted about two more songs before the woman in front of them turned round and, with less decorum than I, flatly told them to fuck off. This sparked them off again, but now everyone with a several row radius was pissed at them and the attendants were firing up their flashlights. At this point, they stood up and the woman announced 'You'll be pleased to know we've had enough of this shit, we're leaving', which she genuinely seemed to think would be met with people apologising for harshing their vibe, but was actually met with a chorus of 'Thank fuck for that's.
Anyway, I'm pleased I spoke up but I spent the next half hour on edge expecting them to load up at the bar and come back even worse. Wankers.
Wolf was pretty good by the by, very charming but surprisingly cack handed, he messed up a load of songs.
He. He. He.
At least you know you did the right thing. I would probably have escalated it sooner and have got an attendant after their first outburst, but I'm really quite bossy and schoolmarmish about stuff like that.
when all you're going to do is talk and behave like a moron? I really don't understand people sometimes. See also extremely tall people pushing in front of short people and then huffing when you ask them to move over.
But I enjoyed this: as if this implied slam dancing
kinda confused me, i thought Jesus meant you were drowning in beard, mooussee-style, not sporting a paedotache
a Spanish boy's name.
Otherwise, I think the worst thing I have been called lately is a 'Bitch' not much you can do about it though. As long as you don't take it to heart I guess.
brunch on saturday YES. We need to spend money.
(you are not a bitcH)
and I want those denim shorts with the lace. And an clip in fringe.
I really want that funny leather brace thing and a cute outfit. I am thinking of throwing in a Bikram session too. Need to relax a bit. Plus I am going for a run tonight.
Get a haircuit.
Anyway, things I've had shouted at me from cars:
<<Nice bag, dickhead.>>
<<Get a haircuit.>>
(Worth posting again? Nah.)
"Get some proper trousers!"
That was a good un
And retell the story please, I still crack up every now and then thinking about that.
when he and his (male) friend were walking the guys baby in a pram.
Not sure I can take much more of this.
Might listen to some Bizkit.
despite there not actually being any music coming out of my headphones which were around my neck. What a fucking silly nuts.
I * replied with "I'm terribly sorry but you see the thing is I don't speak English. Honestly not a single word: It's quite the social impediment and I really must get around to learning."
*Wish I had
Last night I watched this film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1748179/ and it was terrible. Really, really terrible. Robert De Niro will just be in any old shit these days.
the receptionist concurs, fyi.
was yr brother unscathed?
I once got called 'shit Russell Brand' which, frankly, stung.
you pair of fucking DINGHYS
Anyone fancy a drink after work?
he was irked by my rapier wit, or sutin.
He didn't acknowledge the correction but his next tweet used the correct terminology.
So naturally I spammed Facebook with screenshots and had a self-congratulatory wank.
I've never seen a mildly famous person lol before, it was odd.
and then went to see the new Total Recall. it was ok.
still having headaches but otherwise fine
I don't think anyone's shouted anything out recently.
I had lots to say but I've forgotten it. Hi!
got a bit of work on now, so I'm going to have a shower and fuck off to do some voice overing. Going to Birmingham tomorrow on Buxton business. Who lives in Birmingham on here?
that's near birmingham
Kramer probably needs to be back in manc for work, but if I could get a lift back with you then I could stick about. ALTHOUGH you'll have those three in the car huh?
BUT i'm not bringing them back because they are off on tour with bruce which means that i will have car space on the way back. i was planning on coming back right after they had played to be honest. would rather wake up at home than spend my entire saturday getting back on the shitty m6
and whoever else really
Could be exciting I could wait around in pubs and that.