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Just what you want on your only £50 silk tie...jizz stains.
10. "Put a bunch of (clean!) loose change in the freezer for an hour. Tell him to slick your vulva with warming lube, then cover it with coins (outside only!). The cold against the warm? Incredible."
Going to clean out the coin jar tonight!!
oh actually i can't be arsed with writing some cricket-related BDSM tip.
8. "Quiz him — what’s your favorite flower, movie, etc. — and if he gets it right, he’s earned ten seconds of oral. Wrong and you drizzle candle wax (use a massage candle, which won’t burn) on his chest."
I don't have a clue.
No blow-jobs for me. Just pain. Searing pain :(
Any flower would be nice NOT THAT I EVER GET ANY
Gonna find out if said knowledge is exchangeable for a ten second BJ.
And. I'm done.
How very dominant. Here's another: "Lie limply on your back and order him to have gentle sex with you while staring into your eyes."
How is that dominant?
What's my favourite flower?
7. "As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward."
Put a cake cutter over the base-end of his penis to gently stimulate your clitoris when he smashes your back doors in
'This one also works if you’ve ever fantasized about getting eaten out by a guy in STOMP.'
Act like a PDF and order him to 'fax me hard.' Make all relevant noises.
11. "In the shower, get him to shave your legs for ultimate submission."
suck on this
Then decide that evening that actually you're too tired and, look, Corrie's just started anyway.