i have been asked to produce a document detailing the benefit of each 2013 project we are to carry out and where the benefit comes from
the first one is smoothing of weekly order cycles. apparently this is worth between £100k and £200k per year. i asked my boss for the detail so i can summarise it all in one place and it turns out that he has plucked those numbers out of thin air. "it's up to you to prove it". incredible.
i feel like this is one of those situations where i am supposed to be really stressed out but it has dawned on me that I now have license to just make numbers up! this is incredible! it is even more amazing because i know i won't be here at the end of the year. how liberating is that. it's not that i don't want to do a good job, it's that everything here is based on guess work. which is brilliant!
in short, i'm going to have loads more time to spend with you guys
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