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like they will wear high heels? or like they will try and poo on your face?
up the bum with a fist in the faff.
That kind of thing. Y'know, what we did down Mount Pleasant every week with gilbert
I AM PRETTY SURE THERE IS ONLY ONE DEFINITION FOR THIS. LET'S ESTABLISH WHAT IT IS.
people do say that though like "do you like kinky sex". well do you darcy? what does it mean?
forcing your arm up someone's bumhole and operating them like a sock puppet.
Hideous phrase- just reminds me of massive bores trying to shock people, like as if anyone is actually capable of shock in the post 2girls1 cup world.
they are the worst thing
*quietly backs out of room*
> Live-in lover
> Love nest
Star in kinky love nest romp with live-in lover
as part of a Nazi orgy
up either of the nostrils
or like they will make a girl bend her leg and the knee and do it there
in which case I reckon you'd have an issue with them being bullied at school.
That's about as kinky as I get.
she just keep them hangin' on
freeze your turd then put a condom over it.
It looks better in reverse.
I think someone had photoshopped little googly eyes onto the buttocks so it looked like they were being spat out.
might try that when I get home.
and his girlfriend damaged her cruciate knee ligament during it. KINKY. The same friend also once splashed poppers in a ladies eyes by accident when sqeezing them betwixt her Bazoomers! KINKY
what is sploshing? - how do you hurt your knee doing that? what is it?
he was squeezing poppers between a girl's boobs?
A subject will often be pelted with cream pies, slimed or sit on cakes.
custard or something of a similar viscosity. He also likes cling film and baby oil. She slipped in the paddling pool and she's a fairly big unit (as is he). The poppers were squeezed between the ladies boobs so they could sniff them whilst having full intercourse. He got excited and squeezed too hard and they went into the poor ladies eyes. I thive my sexual life vicariously through him and it's great!
not in a sexy way but it'll be so funny
and not it would... o_O
one in the stink
and i'm the fish
No one looks each other in the eye.
I had to google it
so you're going to have to spell it out please
To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
past its sell-by date
darling, i'm a bit tired of the missionary position
yes darling, me too
why don't we try something different?
ooh, what did you have in mind?
well, how about you swallow a piece of raw bacon with string tied around it, and i fuck you up the arse, and when i'm about to gum i yank the bacon out and you hurl everywhere
sounds magical darling
It's all in the mind.
2) rolling the pastry
3) whipping up a roux sauce
4) blind baking
5) parboiling your veg
6) topping and tailing your mange toute
the great british bake-off ruined then.
Is that kinky?
normal clothes: not kinky
bowler hats and galoshes: definitely kinky/certifiable
Or with ripped tights
the other person naked wearing their own clothes AND also the other person's clothes.
I've seen that too :)
as a spoof made up activity (as i was dunking my teabag in my tea at that point)
Only to find out that it really is something that people do.
Imagine my embarrasment, there was egg all over my face :D
and she's the antelope
and the lady hides naked in a suitcase.
and the guy's all, like, 'hmm, this bag is highly suspicious. I'm going to have to open it up and...inspect the contents.'
afterwards, naked paperwork.