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you don't need to use your fucking vocal cords to sneeze. ARRRRCCCHHHHHHHHHHH as if you've been shot. Twat.
Also anyone who sneezes more than two times per session: makes me want to break their face.
and i do cool vocal hiccups as well
i try to use my vocal chords when i vom as well. much more enjoyable. nobody cares.
fail thread. learn to enjoy life more friend
It's a natural bodily function, you don't need to do it like a little mouse, it's not that embarrassing
so they end up just like making a humming noise
When they do a proper screech it means they need to relearn how to sneeze.
As if people who sneeze loudly have a choice
he spent all his time learning to sneeze but forgot to move out of his parent's house or learn to tie a bin bags. just different choices innit
But I'm still loud
my sneeze will hurt you.
One girl sneezes in batches of 6-7 at a time, very loud violent ones followed by 3-4 loud nose blows. This occurs at least once or twice an hour. She has the audacity to give people dirty looks if they sniffle near her as well! Other people sneeze multiple times a day, it must be the air conditioning. Everything from loud ones to forced inward ones which can be just as annoying. I love sneezing but barely manage one a week :(
none of that squeeky shit. Volume is optional.
Really can't help it. The only guilt I feel about it is that the cat's scared of the noise.
...loud, ear-shattering sneezes that come out of nowhere. It's worse when in bed, as our cats like to lie on my chest, so when a hellsneeze descends upon us, I'm right in the crossfire of a lethal panic/use-claws combo. There are mornings where I wake up looking like I've been getting jiggy with Wolverine.
Apparently you get a mini orgasm....
More than my ex ever gave me...
now i think i'm going to sneeze obnoxiously loud because of this thread.