Liam Gallagher world's funniest man
On Wayne Rooney's hair transplant:
"I'm not having it," cackles Liam from behind his red-tinted Lennon shades and mod-style mid-forehead fringe. "He looks like a fucking balloon with a fucking Weetabix crushed on top."
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someone find the alien quote
that is genius
There's two..
"If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have The Beatles or any decent fucking music."
is the more famous one but my favourite is...
“Course I do…I’m not frightened by them though, I’m as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren’t they? Big googly-eyed big head, man, they haven’t got a fucking clue."
I have no interest in his music but I love Liam Gallagher.
i swear theres one
where he says 'abort! back to planet knobhead' or something haha
Ha, googled 'planet knobhead'
Your post was 4th
its an expansion of yours!
I'm not frightened by them. I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't they? Big goggly-eyed big heads, man, they haven't got a fucking clue. I'd do their fucking heads in, them aliens, man. They'd be like, 'Farking hell, farking hell! Lets get back to Planet Knob
It's just under an hour in, and this is still cracking me up!
Farking hell, farking hell! Lets get back to Planet Knob!
Jay Z's laugh
Weetabix crushed on top :DD
i love the quote about mumford and sons...
Asked what he thought of Mumford and Sons, Gallagher replied: "They look like fucking Amish people. You know, them ones with the big sideys that don't use electricity? Growing their own food and putting barns up."
He's a lot funnier than you.
The IQ of 164 thick cunt.
I'll believe anything I read on the internet.
Hang on a minute....won't you post one of your patented curve ball threads
on the music forum, saying how much you love 'Whats the story morning glory'?
Look forward to it.
or that time he said he would "bum John Lennon"
what a guy.
Any people you wouldn’t want wearing your Pretty Green clothing line?
United players, but they seem to like it a lot so we’ll leave them. Just f*cking axe murderers, paedophiles and people like that.
One of my favorite quotes of his:
There was this bug in my room and I thought, 'you can fuck off, this is my room.'
i think that is quite possibly the best thing i've ever heard.
in tears right now :'D
:D
If a guy suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and all that caper and performed some fucking miracle, and then said to me, ~Liam, I am God~ I'd say, ~Fair enough, it's a fair cop. I didn't believe in you but fair play, you've got me.~ But until that day comes he can fuck right off.
I'll tell you about the bible-there's no pictures in it. How can you buzz off a book, right, without no pictures in it? You've got to have one picture floating about. If there ain't no pictures in a book, you can fuck right off! I want to see Jesus getting off his tits and smashing the stalls up. I want to see Jesus walking on wine...or whatever, walking across water going, ~Waaahhyy, I'm a geezer.~ But there's no pictures to prove it. So fuck right off. There's no pictures to prove that Jesus turned water into wine, I know he did and I know he's a geezer, but a book without pictures is a shit book.
Going to be giggling inanely to myself for weeks at inappropriate moments over the image of
Jesus walking on wine going ~Waaahhyy, I'm a geezer.~ :D
My favourite quote about Liam:-
"He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." - Noel
:'D
Cathay Pacific. I'd rather walk
I just wanted a scone
Reason given for kicking off on a plane and being banned for life.
.
Interviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band
Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head?
Haha, WHAT!?
http://i.qkme.me/352bac.jpg
just found this;
"Gazza was at the bar, using that old joke: 'D'you want a 'Roll With It'? D'you want a roll with your soup? So I squirted him with a fire extinguisher."
:D
Urgh - The writing / journalism on that first quote
makes me HATE music magazines.
"cackles Liam from behind his red-tinted Lennon shades and mod-style mid-forehead fringe."
FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
But yes, he's funny. In a moronic way.
HE'S NOT FUNNY. HIS BROTHER IS NOT FUNNY.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM. FOREVER.
Basically ^this
Like I said, he's a moron. It's not a "knowing" funny, it's a moron funny.
Which is why it's funny
Agreed
But it's somewhat counterweighted by him being a cockend.
You see I disagree
I don't think he's stupid. He's certainly not intellectual, but he's pretty sharp. He has no desire to appear intelligent but that's not his priority and never has been.
shut up
Liam and Noel Gallagher are both hilarious
^ I think it was Popjustice who said
Noel Gallagher should stop making albums and just do interviews.
REAL LAD
Misread this as "Liam Gallagher's: World's Funniest Man"
and was disappointed.
oh
I read it like
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Liam Gallagher's Worlds Funniest Man
Tuesday 9pm ITV4
There's a Liam Gallagher World, now?
Really needs to be a Stewart Lee routine on this theme.
I liked it when he described Jack White as 'Zorro on doughnuts'
He keeps referring to Noel's new band as Noel Gallagher's High Flying Smurfs.
This makes me laugh.
that was Noel
aghh this was meant to be about the Zorro comment...
On La Roux
"No way, mate. She's got man hands."
On conquering America
“Americans want grungy people stabbing themselves in the head onstage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it.”
When I first heard this I thought it was hilarious,
but I also missed the reference to grunge in the deodorant line, so I just thought Liam was confused + really proud that he wore deodorant.
The day
that Noel's solo album came out, Liam tweeted one word on his Twitter page: 'SHITBAG.'
this is making me proper smile
when asked about the 'glastonbury spirit'
i fucking hate glastonbury, mate. i'm only here for the money.
Just bought
this on Discogs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wibbling_Rivalry
Wibbling Rivalry is fucking great.
I have little to no interest in anything oasis related but always kind of wanted this record and do even more after this thread
off to Discogs too :D
this is my favourite thread
Liam: And it's not doing anyone any harm. It's not doing anyone any harm. That's me. John Lennon used to fuckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don't, but do you?
Liam: Yeah.
Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About fuckin' thousand and five fuckin' one.
Noel: You're 22.
Liam: No, I'm 21.
Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
Liam: Right.
Noel: ...and I don't even know John Lennon.
Liam: Right.
Noel: Right, then, so shut the fuck up about knowing John Lennon...so what are you trying to say, then?
Liam: What I'm saying's that you're not rock 'n' roll. You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that (more mincing)?
Noel: I think you're missing the point. Liam: No, you're missing the point.
:'D
`About fuckin' thousand and five fuckin' one`
:')'''
Youtube compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QR6u_9m5lY&feature=player_embedded
Who the hell is tweeting this thread?
sinister
Remember Noel saying his favourite Liam story was the time
at some awards ceremony in the mid-nineties, he and Liam walked into the bathroom to take a piss and saw Jay Kay from Jamiroquai already at the urinal. They went and stood on either side of him and then, mid-piss, Liam silently leaned in and did some Jamiroquai-style DEE-DA-DUM-DA-DA scatting so loud Jay Kay got piss all over his trousers
Anyone who doesn't find that funny is a dalek
:D :D :D
i heard they played a similar
prank on graham coxon in the good mixer before oasis were famous.
I love the part in Live Forever
where the interviewer tells Liam that he looked quite androgynous in the '90s.
Liam: What does that mean?
Interviewer: That you had a bit of a feminine quality about you.
Liam: Are you saying I look like a bird?
I'm thinking of the bit on Top of the Pops
where Oasis were number 1 and Damon Albarn was hosting, and as he was introducing them, you can see Liam and Noel behind some plant pops both giving him the V
SHITELIFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBqzYbdf1_4
http://soundslikeshark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/liam-gallagher-shoe.jpg
I WAS GOLD AND I WAS BRONZE TOO BABY
NOW LET'S GO AND TAKE LOADS OF CLASS A DRUGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnDvNImEeOg
I remember hearing Noel interviewed about Liam's feud with Robbie Williams and saying that when Liam found out they were both going to be at the same awards show, "he started drinking on the Wednesday"