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You see an aggressive, ghetto-style, black man stealing your bike in broad daylight. He tells he is going to beat you up if you try to stop him. What would you do?

GayGuevara [Edit] [Delete] 58 replies 13:26, 24 July '12

See video (safe for work): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJLDjSMqXLg&feature=player_embedded

Hmmm, interesting...

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  • Exactly the same as i would if i saw a non-aggressive white man doing so.

    Not worry about it because i'm a grown adult and therefore don't ride a bicycle.

    If i had regressed in my life to such an extent, well, i'd just shut my eyes and windmill the cunt.

    forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:28 | X
    Gringo this'd this
    • Most of comments are quite grating

      but this made me laugh. thanks.

      OvertakenByTractors @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 14:35 | X
      spiritofjazz this'd this
  • I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THAT GHETTO UNIVERSITY

    guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:30 | X
    meowington this'd this
    • I don't like that song.

      It is too aggressively sexist for my liking.

      GayGuevara @guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:39 | X
  • Think I'd probably talk jive.

    marckee | 24 Jul '12, 13:30 | X
    • You wanna talk some jive?

      I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you never heard!

      waffle @marckee | 24 Jul '12, 13:32 | X
      jogger this'd this
  • some of my best friends are bicycle thieves

    japes_ | 24 Jul '12, 13:31 | X
  • ghetto style black man

    :')

    chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:33 | X
    japes_, oojimaflop, and moker this'd this
    • Show him this thread

      twentynine | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
      joeymahone this'd this
    • i would probably be scared of it

      one time i saw two pissheads pulling a girl's hair and i went over and tried to lead her away and then she screamed at me and called me a pervert

      cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
      • It??!

        eltham @cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:42 | X
        • yeah

          dunno what happened there

          cat_race @eltham | 24 Jul '12, 13:46 | X
    • Put him in a bowl of rice?

      DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
      Verbal this'd this
      • :D

        joeymahone @DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
      • JBHR?

        meowington | 24 Jul '12, 13:36 | X
      • Just let him steal it.

        It's only a bike and not worth getting into potential aggro over.

        GetOffMyLawn | 24 Jul '12, 13:36 | X
        • I'd definitely let him have it

          the bike, not in a fighty or slutty way

          meowington @GetOffMyLawn | 24 Jul '12, 13:39 | X
          • :D

            creakyknees @meowington | 25 Jul '12, 12:23 | X
      • could i beat him up?

        douchebag | 24 Jul '12, 13:37 | X
        • every time you hit him

          you'd have to say sorry to the Rev. Jesse Jackson.

          incandenza_ @douchebag | 24 Jul '12, 13:55 | X
      • That video is messed up.

        Honestly, I'd have probably just rode away though, not that I'm proud of that.

        MrBones | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
      • here's the 411 folks, say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awj3E2mtIBY

        guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
        revgreen this'd this
      • I'm not having that as aggressive or 'ghetto-style', btw.

        'I'm gonna beat you up'? What self-respecting bike thief would offer such a perfuctory Ronseal threat? There's no swearing or slang or anything. If you're a skinny indie bitch and a street urchin genuinely threatens you, chances are you aren't going to understand any of the words he says.

        DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:40 | X
      • some of the fucking comments

        :(

        chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:41 | X
        joeymahone this'd this
        • The two top rated comments are the worst:

          "Take a look at Africa 3 thousand years ago.? Take a look at it now. What has changed?"

          and

          "im puertorrican (real puertorican, not those new yorks fake boricuas) and? i recognize a dirty nigger when i see one."

          GayGuevara @chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:44 | X
      • tremendous security guarding.

        meths | 24 Jul '12, 13:43 | X
        • love it when the security guard tries telling him he shouldn't have chained his bike there in the first place

          hero

          japes_ @meths | 24 Jul '12, 13:44 | X
          meths this'd this
      • fix

        cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:45 | X
      • After having watched the video, i have zero sympathy for gimpy white guy.

        If he'd have actually had some balls rather than needily crying out to passers-by like a child the guy would've probably left it.

        Man up, pussies.

        forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:50 | X
      • Apparently having a whiny voice

        is worse than stealing a bicycle. Who knew?

        Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:52 | X
        • everyone's nicked a bike at some point.

          i wonder how many people have needily filmed themselves trying not to get beat up by a big black man.

          forzaborza @Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:54 | X
          • good work, you've taken my anecdotal theory and proved it with science.

            Si_Badvibes @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:56 | X
            forzaborza this'd this
            • just doing my job, blud.

              forzaborza @Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:57 | X
      • http://i.imgur.com/rTST6.gif

        japes_ @FongeringQuayzard | 24 Jul '12, 14:24 | X
      • Take it

        I'm a rich white man

        Yesiamaduck | 24 Jul '12, 14:09 | X
      • Youtube comment subthread:

        Just disgusts me how they blatantly let that fuck face escape after a obvious crime was committed. ? Black cunt

        Yesiamaduck | 24 Jul '12, 14:11 | X
      • could you actually deck the guy without getting lynched for committing a hate crime?

        HATE CRIME!

        incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:11 | X
        • great choice of words, champ.

          forzaborza @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:12 | X
          still_here and fitzcarraldo this'd this
          • oh okay

            I mean, despite it being obvious that I'm using it in a modern, post-actual-lynching context, divorced from the other connotations, you're going to go there?

            *gets to work on official statement of apology*

            incandenza_ @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 14:21 | X
            • although that does somewhat answer my question

              you could never chin a black person without everyone making the link between beating up black people and the Civil Rights Movement.

              incandenza_ @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:27 | X
      • probably screamed

        DAS MA BICYLICLEELEEELELELEE!

        then rubbbed my penis all over the bike

        Mick_Squalor | 24 Jul '12, 14:24 | X
      • maybe you start to eat his face.

        maybe that's what all this face eating has been about

        cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 14:25 | X
        • *it's face

          japes_ @cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 14:28 | X
          • *its face

            HA!

            cat_race @japes_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:33 | X
      • man that resolution of mine is gonna be tested today

        Loui_Tacceh | 24 Jul '12, 14:28 | X
        Gorkys_Forever this'd this
      • This isn't about race

        It's about some cunt trying to steal a bike and no-one giving a fuck.

        Why's everything have to be a bout race all the bloody time (talking about youtubers rather than this thread).

        moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:33 | X
        japes_ this'd this
        • Pretty much applies to the OP as well though, doesn't it.

          badmanreturns @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:36 | X
          • What's the OP?

            moker @badmanreturns | 24 Jul '12, 14:37 | X
            • Original Post(er)

              badmanreturns @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:51 | X
            • Yeah you know me.

              Alex-in-Ciderland @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:58 | X
              japes_ this'd this
        • it's probably always going to be the case

          that if there is a difference in race, nationality, class, etc, that some people will point it out and make a big deal out of it. even if it's a simple as one guy stealing another guy's bike, i.e. someone being a bit of a cunt.

          I dream of the day we can beat each other up with relative impunity.

          incandenza_ @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:41 | X
          • The utopian vision!

            moker @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:51 | X
            • something to fight for

              incandenza_ @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:55 | X
      • what a

        pusssssaaaaaayyyyyyy. You stand up for yourself and throw a few punches. Would rather DIE than be walked all over like a pusssssaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

        prison_keith | 24 Jul '12, 15:05 | X
      • Who were the dudes on bikes at the end, some kind of

        mall cops or something?

        Anyway, amazing security guarding.

        Alex-in-Ciderland | 24 Jul '12, 15:08 | X
      • Fucking hell.

        Have you seen this? Two crazy black guys jump white kids. Unbelievable.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGWi7w1gHQ&t=10m50s

        deadonthestairs | 24 Jul '12, 15:08 | X
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