You See An Aggressive, Ghetto Style, Black Man Stealing Your Bike In Broad Daylight. He Tells He Is Going To Beat You Up If You Try To Stop Him. What Would You Do? / Social // Drowned In Sound

You see an aggressive, ghetto-style, black man stealing your bike in broad daylight. He tells he is going to beat you up if you try to stop him. What would you do?

GayGuevara [Edit] [Delete] 58 replies 13:26, 24 July '12

See video (safe for work): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJLDjSMqXLg&feature=player_embedded

Hmmm, interesting...

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Exactly the same as i would if i saw a non-aggressive white man doing so.

Not worry about it because i'm a grown adult and therefore don't ride a bicycle.

If i had regressed in my life to such an extent, well, i'd just shut my eyes and windmill the cunt.

forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:28 | X

Gringo this'd this
- Most of comments are quite grating
  
  but this made me laugh. thanks.
  
  OvertakenByTractors @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 14:35 | X
  
  spiritofjazz this'd this
I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THAT GHETTO UNIVERSITY

guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:30 | X

meowington this'd this
- I don't like that song.
  
  It is too aggressively sexist for my liking.
  
  GayGuevara @guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:39 | X
Think I'd probably talk jive.

marckee | 24 Jul '12, 13:30 | X
- You wanna talk some jive?
  
  I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you never heard!
  
  waffle @marckee | 24 Jul '12, 13:32 | X
  
  jogger this'd this
some of my best friends are bicycle thieves

japes_ | 24 Jul '12, 13:31 | X
ghetto style black man

:')

chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:33 | X

japes_, oojimaflop, and moker this'd this
- Show him this thread
  
  twentynine | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
  
  joeymahone this'd this
- i would probably be scared of it
  
  one time i saw two pissheads pulling a girl's hair and i went over and tried to lead her away and then she screamed at me and called me a pervert
  
  cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
  - It??!
    
    eltham @cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:42 | X
    - yeah
      
      dunno what happened there
      
      cat_race @eltham | 24 Jul '12, 13:46 | X
- Put him in a bowl of rice?
  
  DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:34 | X
  
  Verbal this'd this
  - :D
    
    joeymahone @DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
  - JBHR?
    
    meowington | 24 Jul '12, 13:36 | X
  - Just let him steal it.
    
    It's only a bike and not worth getting into potential aggro over.
    
    GetOffMyLawn | 24 Jul '12, 13:36 | X
    - I'd definitely let him have it
      
      the bike, not in a fighty or slutty way
      
      meowington @GetOffMyLawn | 24 Jul '12, 13:39 | X
      - :D
        
        creakyknees @meowington | 25 Jul '12, 12:23 | X
  - could i beat him up?
    
    douchebag | 24 Jul '12, 13:37 | X
    - every time you hit him
      
      you'd have to say sorry to the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
      
      incandenza_ @douchebag | 24 Jul '12, 13:55 | X
  - That video is messed up.
    
    Honestly, I'd have probably just rode away though, not that I'm proud of that.
    
    MrBones | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
  - here's the 411 folks, say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awj3E2mtIBY
    
    guntrip | 24 Jul '12, 13:38 | X
    
    revgreen this'd this
  - I'm not having that as aggressive or 'ghetto-style', btw.
    
    'I'm gonna beat you up'? What self-respecting bike thief would offer such a perfuctory Ronseal threat? There's no swearing or slang or anything. If you're a skinny indie bitch and a street urchin genuinely threatens you, chances are you aren't going to understand any of the words he says.
    
    DanielKelly | 24 Jul '12, 13:40 | X
  - some of the fucking comments
    
    :(
    
    chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:41 | X
    
    joeymahone this'd this
    - The two top rated comments are the worst:
      
      "Take a look at Africa 3 thousand years ago.? Take a look at it now. What has changed?"
      
      and
      
      "im puertorrican (real puertorican, not those new yorks fake boricuas) and? i recognize a dirty nigger when i see one."
      
      GayGuevara @chickenbones | 24 Jul '12, 13:44 | X
  - tremendous security guarding.
    
    meths | 24 Jul '12, 13:43 | X
    - love it when the security guard tries telling him he shouldn't have chained his bike there in the first place
      
      hero
      
      japes_ @meths | 24 Jul '12, 13:44 | X
      
      meths this'd this
  - fix
    
    cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 13:45 | X
  - After having watched the video, i have zero sympathy for gimpy white guy.
    
    If he'd have actually had some balls rather than needily crying out to passers-by like a child the guy would've probably left it.
    
    Man up, pussies.
    
    forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:50 | X
  - Apparently having a whiny voice
    
    is worse than stealing a bicycle. Who knew?
    
    Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:52 | X
    - everyone's nicked a bike at some point.
      
      i wonder how many people have needily filmed themselves trying not to get beat up by a big black man.
      
      forzaborza @Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:54 | X
      - good work, you've taken my anecdotal theory and proved it with science.
        
        Si_Badvibes @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 13:56 | X
        
        forzaborza this'd this
        
        just doing my job, blud.
        
        forzaborza @Si_Badvibes | 24 Jul '12, 13:57 | X
  - http://i.imgur.com/rTST6.gif
    
    japes_ @FongeringQuayzard | 24 Jul '12, 14:24 | X
  - Take it
    
    I'm a rich white man
    
    Yesiamaduck | 24 Jul '12, 14:09 | X
  - Youtube comment subthread:
    
    Just disgusts me how they blatantly let that fuck face escape after a obvious crime was committed. ? Black cunt
    
    Yesiamaduck | 24 Jul '12, 14:11 | X
  - could you actually deck the guy without getting lynched for committing a hate crime?
    
    HATE CRIME!
    
    incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:11 | X
    - great choice of words, champ.
      
      forzaborza @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:12 | X
      
      still_here and fitzcarraldo this'd this
      - oh okay
        
        I mean, despite it being obvious that I'm using it in a modern, post-actual-lynching context, divorced from the other connotations, you're going to go there?
        
        *gets to work on official statement of apology*
        
        incandenza_ @forzaborza | 24 Jul '12, 14:21 | X
        
        although that does somewhat answer my question
        
        you could never chin a black person without everyone making the link between beating up black people and the Civil Rights Movement.
        
        incandenza_ @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:27 | X
  - probably screamed
    
    DAS MA BICYLICLEELEEELELELEE!
    
    then rubbbed my penis all over the bike
    
    Mick_Squalor | 24 Jul '12, 14:24 | X
  - maybe you start to eat his face.
    
    maybe that's what all this face eating has been about
    
    cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 14:25 | X
    - *it's face
      
      japes_ @cat_race | 24 Jul '12, 14:28 | X
      - *its face
        
        HA!
        
        cat_race @japes_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:33 | X
  - man that resolution of mine is gonna be tested today
    
    Loui_Tacceh | 24 Jul '12, 14:28 | X
    
    Gorkys_Forever this'd this
  - This isn't about race
    
    It's about some cunt trying to steal a bike and no-one giving a fuck.
    
    Why's everything have to be a bout race all the bloody time (talking about youtubers rather than this thread).
    
    moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:33 | X
    
    japes_ this'd this
    - Pretty much applies to the OP as well though, doesn't it.
      
      badmanreturns @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:36 | X
      - What's the OP?
        
        moker @badmanreturns | 24 Jul '12, 14:37 | X
        
        Original Post(er)
        
        badmanreturns @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:51 | X
        
        Yeah you know me.
        
        Alex-in-Ciderland @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:58 | X
        
        japes_ this'd this
    - it's probably always going to be the case
      
      that if there is a difference in race, nationality, class, etc, that some people will point it out and make a big deal out of it. even if it's a simple as one guy stealing another guy's bike, i.e. someone being a bit of a cunt.
      
      I dream of the day we can beat each other up with relative impunity.
      
      incandenza_ @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:41 | X
      - The utopian vision!
        
        moker @incandenza_ | 24 Jul '12, 14:51 | X
        
        something to fight for
        
        incandenza_ @moker | 24 Jul '12, 14:55 | X
  - what a
    
    pusssssaaaaaayyyyyyy. You stand up for yourself and throw a few punches. Would rather DIE than be walked all over like a pusssssaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
    
    prison_keith | 24 Jul '12, 15:05 | X
  - Who were the dudes on bikes at the end, some kind of
    
    mall cops or something?
    
    Anyway, amazing security guarding.
    
    Alex-in-Ciderland | 24 Jul '12, 15:08 | X
  - Fucking hell.
    
    Have you seen this? Two crazy black guys jump white kids. Unbelievable.
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGWi7w1gHQ&t=10m50s
    
    deadonthestairs | 24 Jul '12, 15:08 | X

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