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Desert Island Dicks

JohnDTraynor [Edit] [Delete] 6 replies 00:40, 20 July '12

Who needs to be banished forever and without any communication devices?

Colin Murray - half-witted grinning buffoon
Richard Bacon - coke-sniffing slack-jawed twit with a slap-my-face face
Ray Winstone - Fat, uneducated bore who speaks like a child
James Corden - YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
Kay Burley - Git
Stan Collymore - Vacuous and pompous, he has the grace of a rancid turd
Duchess Of Cambridge - Skinny gold-digger
Roger Mosey - The worst ever disease to infest the BBC
Zane Lowe - He hates music so much he has to rabbit incoherantly over everything
Mervyn King - The public face of the banker criminals
Teresa May - Psychotic lunatic
Lord Coe - Go stick a javelin up your Tory backside

Any more?

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  • Robert Peston

    Him and his uppy-downy, singy-songy watch-me-name-all-of-the-banks voice.

    Steved | 20 Jul '12, 00:46 | X
  • .

    Colin Murray Richard Bacon and Zane Lowe are all fine with me

    Jesus_Quintana | 20 Jul '12, 00:47 | X
    Smyth2 this'd this
    • I really like dave Berry too

      Elaina_Casoolare @Jesus_Quintana | 20 Jul '12, 12:20 | X
  • I'd say

    half of the above are more suited to concrete boots and pushed into the canal than just, er, banishment.

    Add Lloyd Webber and Alan Yentob to that list would you?

    amyblue | 20 Jul '12, 11:38 | X
  • Stan Collymore is a really good pundit

    oojimaflop | 20 Jul '12, 12:15 | X
  • Piers Morgan

    NoahVale | 20 Jul '12, 12:16 | X
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