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Lindsay Lohan and James Deen doing a movie

DarwinDude [Edit] [Delete] 67 replies 20:49, 19 July '12

http://observer.com/2012/07/lindsay-lohan-and-porn-star-james-deen-in-bed-together/

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Can't work out if I find this exciting

DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 20:52 | X
I love him with all my heart

I also posted about this ages ago and got no Deen love thus you're all idiots (except DarwineDude)

Scout @notagain | 20 Jul '12, 00:50 | X
If anyone wants to talk about James deen pm me

DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 20:57 | X
- Apart from joe
  
  DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 20:58 | X
  - no one :(
    
    DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 21:25 | X
    - i will.
      
      he's 'fit'.
      
      cool.
      
      lameosaur @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 22:59 | X
  - DONE!
    
    x
    
    sophiacherryx @DarwinDude | 20 Jul '12, 10:24 | X
  - I will almost certainly go and watch this
    
    long_tailed_tit | 19 Jul '12, 21:03 | X
    - I don't think I could realistically
      
      Watch this in a cinema
      
      DarwinDude @long_tailed_tit | 19 Jul '12, 21:04 | X
      - Oh god I've just read the plot
        
        So much potential for James Deen to be his amazing self.
        
        long_tailed_tit @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 21:08 | X
  - Think there'll be anal?
    
    DaddyorChips | 19 Jul '12, 21:18 | X
    - No.
      
      DarwinDude @DaddyorChips | 19 Jul '12, 21:23 | X
      - Damn.
        
        DaddyorChips @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 21:29 | X
        
        whats so good about anal anyway
        
        DarwinDude @DaddyorChips | 19 Jul '12, 21:39 | X
        
        ha that scuppered you
        
        DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 22:00 | X
        
        I was going to post a few links, but thought better of it.
        
        DaddyorChips @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 23:47 | X
  - all chapter no book
    
    :D
    
    DarwinDude @tohereknowswhen | 19 Jul '12, 22:14 | X
    - all i wanted to do was drink tea in a zoo surrounded by creatures who knew no vanity
      
      dukebox @tohereknowswhen | 19 Jul '12, 22:22 | X
    - Oh god :D
      
      art_vandelay @tohereknowswhen | 19 Jul '12, 22:38 | X
      
      soapy this'd this
    - I work with a guy who looks just like James Deen.
      
      He's half Moroccan. I haven't pointed out the similarity to him because that'd probably come across as really really weird.
      
      Sibley | 19 Jul '12, 23:20 | X
      - ahhahha
        
        I have a friend who bears a very vagie resemblence and made the mistake of point this out and it made him extrememly smug.
        
        DarwinDude @Sibley | 19 Jul '12, 23:22 | X
        
        *vague
        
        haha
        
        DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 23:23 | X
        
        actually they look quite similar
        
        ah that's so weird.
        
        DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 19 Jul '12, 23:24 | X
      - pics please
        
        pics or gtfo
        
        sophiacherryx @Sibley | 20 Jul '12, 10:28 | X
    - *dong
      
      stalecloud | 19 Jul '12, 23:44 | X
    - Argh look at her hands
      
      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/19/article-2176063-1420C62D000005DC-97_634x756.jpg
      
      untrue | 20 Jul '12, 06:21 | X
    - ...
      
      http://wallpapers99.com/images/wallpaper/800x600/Alvaro%20Arbeloa_29980.jpg
      
      Ibzo | 20 Jul '12, 07:01 | X
    - so is this movie going to be any good, or is it going to merely be a lot of swoon?
      
      pieces_of_reece | 20 Jul '12, 09:27 | X
    - I am confused as to why this is a big deal.
      
      Is he a "famous" porn star?
      
      justanothersheeldz | 20 Jul '12, 09:31 | X
      - he's a pretty big deal/penis
        
        mainly because he's actually incredibly attractive (according to many men fancying people) and he likes good music and he's cute and funny and looks really good in a leather jacket.
        
        pieces_of_reece @justanothersheeldz | 20 Jul '12, 09:36 | X
        
        :D
        
        <3
        
        sophiacherryx @pieces_of_reece | 20 Jul '12, 10:25 | X
    - I've never heard of James Deen.
      
      This has zero interest for me.
      
      TheoGB | 20 Jul '12, 09:34 | X
      
      justanothersheeldz and deadonthestairs this'd this
      - Yeah, I've never heard of this famous pornography star either.
        
        Did I get out of this thread with my reputation intact?
        
        DanielKelly @TheoGB | 20 Jul '12, 09:51 | X
        
        this'd this
      - I've seen some of his grot
        
        it involved him flobbing on a woman, throttling her and generally being a bit rapey and misogynistic. Bit too much for me really.
        
        jacques_le_biscuit_ @TheoGB | 20 Jul '12, 09:56 | X
        
        FLOBBING?
        
        oh no no no
        
        meowington @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 20 Jul '12, 10:16 | X
        
        yeah but hes good looking
        
        so when he does it it's ok.
        
        sharp_yet_blunt @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 20 Jul '12, 11:27 | X
        
        DaddyorChips this'd this
        
        Has Laurie Penny done a column about this yet?
        
        DaddyorChips @sharp_yet_blunt | 20 Jul '12, 11:49 | X
        
        yeah, that's all it's about
        
        sophiacherryx @sharp_yet_blunt | 20 Jul '12, 12:34 | X
    - waaaah!
      
      i've been wanting to talk to someone about this for weeks! im so excited!
      
      i hope he can properly act and it's actually good.
      
      sophiacherryx | 20 Jul '12, 10:22 | X
    - What's the deal with the femme admiration for James Deen?
      
      Before recently when I became aware it was a thing, I always thought he was one of the more agro porn thespians. Seemed to forever be grabbing necks. Is it because he's skinny and doesn't have a ponytail?
      
      Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 10:58 | X
      - NOT that I've seen any of his films
        
        Lucien @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 10:59 | X
        
        I only opened this thread to find a way out of it
        
        DanielKelly @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 11:02 | X
        
        Guys, just logged in
        
        That was one of those fake accounts - the i is actually a number 1 if you look closely. Ignore
        
        *grabs DK, fires grappling hook to ceiling, exits thread*
        
        Lucien @DanielKelly | 20 Jul '12, 11:09 | X
        
        We're in this together
        
        *grabs Lucien's ankle whilst flobbing on him*
        
        jacques_le_biscuit_ @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 11:12 | X
        
        *ceiling plaster gives way from extra weight
        
        bodies fall into a pile on the floor, hundreds upon hundreds of shredded pages from the grot mags concealed in DK's backpack float down from the ceiling like the rose petals in American Beauty*
        
        Lucien @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 20 Jul '12, 11:22 | X
        
        *gym bag
        
        DanielKelly @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 11:24 | X
        
        ...keep going...
        
        meths @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 11:24 | X
    - Who the fuck is James Deen?
      
      I suspect that if he's some sort of bedwetters idea of a good pornstar then he'll be about as heavy wet through as Mandingo's cock.
      
      forzaborza | 20 Jul '12, 11:27 | X
      - Indeed. I thought he'd be like a porn Ryan Gosling or something.
        
        But this is him apparently. (safe for work)
        
        http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpmc5aUQw1qgqsks.jpg
        
        Puzzling stuff.
        
        Darcy @forzaborza | 20 Jul '12, 11:31 | X
        
        looks like a posh Edward Norton.
        
        forzaborza @Darcy | 20 Jul '12, 11:37 | X
        
        look at all the other guys in porn
        
        ridiculous muscles/shaved heads/big bellys/unattractive faces.
        
        he has blue eyes and curly black hair and he's damn sexy. the fact he is boy next door kind of attractive rather than idk, a brad pitt type is a part of his appeal, you can actually imagine meeting him in a bar and making sweet love with him.
        
        sophiacherryx @Darcy | 20 Jul '12, 11:50 | X
        
        long_tailed_tit this'd this
        
        Fair enough.
        
        I don't profess to be an expert on what women want. His hairy forearm in that picture though.
        
        Darcy @sophiacherryx | 20 Jul '12, 11:53 | X
        
        he has great arms
        
        sophiacherryx @Darcy | 20 Jul '12, 11:56 | X
        
        errr have you seen his films?
        
        I'm sure DK will point you towards some
        
        jacques_le_biscuit_ @sophiacherryx | 20 Jul '12, 11:53 | X
        
        yes jacques, yes i have.
        
        sophiacherryx @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 20 Jul '12, 11:55 | X
        
        pervert
        
        jacques_le_biscuit_ @sophiacherryx | 20 Jul '12, 11:56 | X
        
        yes jacques, yes i am.
        
        (i prefer the term 'sexual deviant' though, if you dont mind)
        
        sophiacherryx @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 20 Jul '12, 11:57 | X
        
        pieces_of_reece this'd this
    - creepy thread
      
      douchebag | 20 Jul '12, 11:40 | X
      
      DaddyorChips this'd this
      - a cartoon about choices
        
        http://www.withfetus.com/20120716.png
        
        dukebox @douchebag | 20 Jul '12, 11:46 | X
        
        DaddyorChips this'd this
        
        Earlier this week the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance banning pornographic filmmaking without condoms.
        
        Deen thinks lawmakers are misreading porn's purpose: to entertain, not educate. One place where the legislation apparently does not apply is in the 90210 postcode. "The industry will move to Beverly Hills," he predicts.
        
        dukebox @dukebox | 20 Jul '12, 11:54 | X
    - argh
      
      porn is disgusting... any attempts to make it seem as if it's not just make it more disgusting. the correct response to watching it is to cum and then loathe yourself instantly. stop it you guys.
      
      codpieceface | 20 Jul '12, 11:58 | X
      
      douchebag this'd this
      - FINALLY
        
        someone thought of the children
        
        Lucien @codpieceface | 20 Jul '12, 12:08 | X
        
        and a much less grotty way to acheive orgasm it is too
        
        codpieceface @Lucien | 20 Jul '12, 12:14 | X

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