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Pointless methinks, makes it smell worse
mixed with sickly chemical air fresheners.
Can never be bothered lighting it, mostly because I don't keep matches anywhere nearby.
we also read the guardian and my wife is a teacher. You get the picture.
this fucking board today
and the swimming pool is the toilet.
Metaphors these days. They don't make them how they used to.
If the bathroom has no windows, it should have some kind of vent or air extraction. Flushing twice helps actually.
1 - ensure you flush as soon as the kids have hit the water. (a second flush can take care of the clean-up operation, or if a second flush is too conspicuous, one can use a plunger to 'flush' the paper.
2 - light a match or piece of paper. crucially, let it burn a while.
3 - spray some deodorant/freshener
4 - if the window isn't already open, open it
number 1 is actually the crucial element though. there's no excuse for making someone else have to suffer the stench of your bowel movements.
it's a shameful act.
there's a woman who works in waitrose in Henley. she is always on the tobaco counter/handbasket area to the far left. she stinks of something undeniably rotten so i always try to avoid her. once though, when i was unfortunate enough to be served by her, she greated me with a few sprays of fabreeze. I can't be sure, but either this was her annual wash, or someone had been forced to tell her she fucking stinks.
is that the one near the hospital? there seems to be quite a few oddballs working in there. It's quite odd for waitrose, they usually just seem to have posh old women working in them.
maybe, just to clarify, i meant Henley on thames, and there is only one Waitrose there to my knowledge
yeah, the community hospital, it must be the same one. I wasn't sure if there as an out of town one or something. Didn't see the smelly lady though. Feel like I've missed out.
quite a large middle aged woman. i don't like being mean about her, but it's horrible