Lets make up shite.
"At the bi-annual robotic convention of 2050 Google revealed their newest model for the early companion series for children 4 and up. This new interface and nano sensitivity means that your child is in perfect care when around this new model. If you are unable to be there to care for your child, early companion can replicate your physical features as well as the relationship you have developed with your child by syncing to Google Life. The demonstration went well besides the one cosmetic upset that appeared briefly before the event was light cloaked."
"A mass virus has meant that any early companion between production in early august 2051 and January 2052 is capable of taking shape of a large brown bear known as Pedobear that was popular image meme in the free share days of the early internet."
Silly thread, really bored.