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You know those ones that go right over your head like half a beach ball. They look really handy
Although it seems to be mainly little Asian girls that have them. But they look so damn dry
But in the same way that it's ok for a man to wear a feather boa.
I'm not going to tell you again
but only if you get one with ears and eyes stuck on it.
Possible exception for a large, freebie, L&B golf umbrella, but only if he drives a car with an 1.8 litre engine or higher.
Never understood why people are scared of a bit of light drizzle, tbh.
Probably useful for getting the pie crumbs washed off your chins in the morning, and obviously you probably have to change into a pair of overalls when you get into work anyway, but down here it's useful to not be looking like you fell in a urinal when you get to work
but at least the juice from your mum's bucket flange is good for the skin
The ol' Fulton Birdcage
Don't fuck with the classics
Department - Womens
He always gets his gentleman.
and another person into the equation and boy have you got yourself some trouble there
transparent semi spherical umbilical cords, and it was freaking me out.
It's actually far worse than I'd imagined.
Pretty thing like you can have any umbrella she wants.
I'm questioning your masculinity.
Here, I'm not so sure.
If even you're thinking it's a little fruity I've gone a bit far
does this mean I'm twee or something? Or that I like effeminate men?
None of those things are true.
Like a little tardis.
Not really like a little tardis, though. I just wanted to say little tardis.
golf umbrellas that people have. Those tossers take up the width of the pavement as they don't want a drop of rain on their trousers/skirts etc. I make a point of walking straight into this people. Pavement hogging bastards.
move it out off the way, to the side, or up and over when walking passed people. Big umbrella bastards think they can rest their umbrellas on their shoulders allowing a lovely huge canopy for them but the rest of society has to move out of their way. They are pompous bastards.
Big umbrella bastards think they can rest their umbrellas on their shoulders
is a ghostface lyric?
You'd look mysterious.
Otherwise you might as well just stick a black bucket on your head
I don't look through mine. I look under it. No one pulls it all the way down. You need to reevaluate your umbrella skills.
I've got a Rancid bumper sticker lying around somewhere
Esp. if worn in combo with /those/ boots.
Just so you know what it feels like to be cuckolded by a man with a transparent umbrella
How about a hello kitty one? With a pink handle.
Jeez Lucien, to think I once read two chapters of a terrible book you recommended. Jeez (again)
You'll be like Wayne Coyne, except Australian.
its covered in penguins and this one day i realised the design feature was meant to be that if you look up it was like its raining penguins
all that is solid melts into the air