Luka Modric issues Real Madrid with an ultimatum while AVB's despotic chairmen looks set to force yet another one of his vanity purchases on him.
On that subject, Brendan Rodgers takes a very thinly-veiled pop at Sigurdsson because he had the audacity to expect Liverpool to pay him more than Swansea would have.
Chelsea are apparently now expected to sign both Victor Moses and Maicon in the next 48 or so hours. Get ready for some choice Dave Whelan quotes.
We've probably pontificated about Robin Van Persie enough already.
Brazil's Olympic squad looks pretty shit-hot.