You know that Amazon Prime that gives you next-day delivery for free? They do a free trial of it for a month if you've never used it before, so if you just create a new Amazon account (surprisingly quick if you do the Hotmail aliases trick) once that expires you can do it again. Make sure you go on the membership option thing afterwards and click 'Do not auto-upgrade' so it doesn't automatically renew once the month is up. Basically free next-day delivery like forever. Brilliant. Thanks, this thread is over.