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found a bison runing around HTC. I hope cav is ok.
All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing (Edmund Burke)
And ignore the rest, knowing they'll be fake accounts or people vastly younger and less grouchy than I.
I am all for new users, but old users changing their names because they know no-one likes them, is just sad.
It's usually pretty obvious who they are too. Also, why do people change user names every few months?
If you're going to be a dick, revel in it, but stick to one account name.
between how much you prefer this site and how fucked it is.
To bring some lovin' here today
As you were
He just had to go that one step further and violate someone's inalienable right to link other people to a moderately amusing album review on an internet message board. What. A. Cunt.
remember that revolution shite that happened a while back? i can't really remember that pish.
He brainwashed her and now all the virgins copy what she says.
the right? I'm not here very often, but if it's stays like this I can't be bothered at all! I keep having to resize my window everytime I click on a thread. So much for stealth DiSing at work.
RIGHT? RIGHT? GEDDIT?
I should be on the One Show or some other Radio 4 "comedy" dogshit.
You made basically the same joke as ME but SLOWER. Chump.
I kneel before you.
(BJ joke here plz)
WHAT AN IDIOT! It came up in a big boil it was that bad.
That went away
so yesterday, I hate chicken nuggets that were miles too hot. queue another burny mouth
like you know if you burn your hand and you get a little bubble (i got one on my finger last week because I couldn't put a cup of tea down and it burnt the top of my finger by the first bone bendy bit)
that was in my mouth!! i had to pop it in there and let the fluid out. It was so ming.
Dunno about pencil sharpeners but I have a bad history with staplers
that's something else.
Anyway fool meowington once, shame on you hot food, fool meowington twice - well.... hot food has successfully outsmarted meowington.
Next up :- Meowington Vs Pencil sharpeners
Not the knuckle.
Look at your middle finger at the nail....look down a bit..first bone bendy bit...look down some more....second bone bendy bit.....look down a bit more....knuckle.
they're all knuckles
Thats not your knuckle. Its like your finger elbow.
are you having a fucking laugh?
finger elbow :D
we're just laughing near you
first bone bendy bit.
Your first bone bendy bit's connected to your second bone bendy bit....
They're knuckles too. each hand normally has 14 knuckles.
before it dawned on me.
stop teasing her. of course they're called finger bone bendy bit.
I am super jealous. Plus, I actually know what they are saying. And it makes things even more brilliant.
(also, b anal thread?
The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.
? Eleanor Roosevelt
work levels. low.
its a good distance between lunch and the end of the day. Usually throw in some fruit about 4:45
If they are transform-a-snacks, then now, OBVIOUSLY.
A homneless man gave me six wotsits last night.
tell me the gossip. ALL OF IT.
So much drama.
First desk laugh of the day DINGDINGDINGDING
Been here for 5 years... still haven't got a fucking clue.
No teeth, you see.
Or do you want to stop at quacking plums?
See, told you... haven't got a fucking clue.
talking about how different everything is
One of the suppliers who is German shouted:
"This is outrageous and lies and shit!" and hung up. The thing is, we don't know why he said that as he wasn't really involved in the conversation. We can only assume that he forgot he was part of the conference call and was talking to somebody in his office.