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One of my fleas just called me a fat bender, which is charming considering he's living inside my fucking ears.
In Terry Wogan's garage. It's full of dead kids. Absolutely packed to the rafters
Mick Hucknall's trying to milk me behind Kwik Fit. Keep telling him it's never going to happen but he doesn't seem to know when he's beaten.
I just met a weasel called Alan Cunter. You couldn't write this stuff you really couldn't. Fantastic.
Coots are racists. They are extremely unpleasant birds and once a coot (Troy Winters) made me so I angry that I punched him until both me and Troy were crying. It’s weird that they’re so different to moorhens who are actually a bloody good laugh.
I reckon it's either someone completely otherwise unknown to the world, or Barry Shitpeas from Screenwipe.
it's a bit too tryhard for me. I'd prefer it if it was written like he was an actual fox, much like feral pigeon. Far more amusing.
GustheFox just seems to work, though.
In the way that Modern Toss is (imo).
But the twitter format just distills it down to a husk, sucking all the humour out of it.
but i think this falls on the right side of it.