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WITH MAPLE SYRUP
oh the shame
I have a very large penis you see
where we were at a pub quiz and were drawing with another team for 1st, then on the tiebreaker it was "what was alexandrai the great buried in". The only question I knew, jumped up and screamed "HONEY"!!! Boom, won the quiz. Then when I collected the prize they asked me what department I worke in because it was the charities next door annual quiz and we'd just walked into a private function. In answer: Honey
unless your answer is honey.
I am what I am, I'd love to change.
not put me on the wall in your slave dungeon alongside Han Solo?
The fizzyness would provide an interesting sensation.
You'd have to wash the stickyness off in water afterwards though.
Tbh the amount of that stuff I use in the shower means it wouldn't be that much of a step up.
That would be sweet.
and covering her in it.
However, this never came about and their tenancy was about to end, so they settled for, in their words *a solid 6.8*
was working on a building site, found a load of milk, filled up his bathtub and soaked away.
Said it made no difference to his skin.
was working on a building site, found a load of milk... ?
happens every day, what wrong?
So I could have the unique experience of being exactly as dirty after a bath as I was before it.
Or something much, much less nerdy.
I love melted butter
and I believe this answers your question. "My willy's good yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah".
I'm a bit middle class.
COME ON GUYS FFS
unless your mum is TV's Alex Mack.
just so if someone asks me "did you have a nice bath?" after I get out I can say to them "yeah it was sick!"
Gift idea for Meo: Splosh back issues.