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So I can make no derogatory remarks on your attire.
My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board
cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to
make than this?
well that's today over
at the end of a day. but i can't really recall who it was or if i have just made the up
well, I like the one about Samantha Mumba too.
On the offchance that the wife is out and Samantha Mumba comes round demanding a portion, the order would be; arse, gob, arse, and if I've any left, arse again
Two young girls came and sat at our table and tried to strike up a conversation with us.... bless em' they can't have been older than 18 and they just had absolutely no bants.
They asked our names and when my brother replied Philip, one of the girs said "Oh wow! That's my Grandad's name!". Then the other girl said, "So do you come here often?". My brother and I downed our drinks and left.
They thought they had a chance with YOU?!
Also: Hi! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKwEmBXOm4
when they, by your own admission, asked for your brother's name. So, they were hitting on your brother.
We both know this.
You, sat alone, crying into your pint.
my brother and I were enjoyed a nice curry.
I replied with mine. Surprisingly, I let my brother reply with his. I let him do that sometimes you know, speak to stangers in public and stuff.
YOU HATH BURNED ME
brother - hi we're english.
german - ah yah we are german.
brother - oh right...um...sweinstiegerm, lahm, podolski...
german - aha yah! terry, rooney, gerrard!
one afternoon when the family was sat watching a Beatles documentary many years ago there was a short and grainy clip from said legendary venue to which my dad piped up <<I remember the place well - the gents toilets were just to the left of the stage there.>>
when i was in...ahem...croatia.
It was some cheap raincoat from Primark/Pennys
Didn't see him today.