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Race-based cliches/steroetypes that you think are brilliant.

White_Privilege [Edit] [Delete] 111 replies 14:38, 28 June '12

I think groups over over-excited young black males are brilliant!

You know, like when one of them messes something up and they all jump around together woopin' and hollerin'. I think it's great. Always brings a smile to my face.

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  • groups of over excited young black females will cuss you. Cuss you hard.

    Don't even try it.

    jacques_le_biscuit_ | 28 Jun '12, 14:40 | X
  • i prefer when they make videos of how good they are at sex

    all at the same time, but not looking at each other

    cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 14:40 | X
    White_Privilege, politelydeclined, msmonipenni, and hedgehog this'd this
    • That's the best video on the internet.

      White_Privilege @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 14:41 | X
      cat_race, Steved, Antpocalypsenow, and kilgore-trout this'd this
  • I like how people think Italians are well-dressed

    When in fact they're a nation of sportswear, suits with no socks and really bad wigs. Someone at my work once got very excited that we'd be working with an Italian for a couple of weeks; the Italian in question showed up wearing a bomber jacket and mittens. MITTENS.

    Steved | 28 Jun '12, 14:41 | X
    84joe this'd this
  • this can only end well

    :/

    Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 14:42 | X
    this'd this
    • <3 The realistic expectation thing that Swedes do.

      TheWza @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 14:45 | X
      • he's not swedish

        thewarn @TheWza | 28 Jun '12, 14:47 | X
        Body_In_The_Thames this'd this
        • Ah, the honest straight talking of a fenlander!

          TheWza @thewarn | 28 Jun '12, 14:51 | X
          • can anyone here tell me what 'arla' means?

            cat_race @TheWza | 28 Jun '12, 14:52 | X
            • http://www.arla.se/

              Body_In_The_Thames @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 14:58 | X
              • yeah i know, they supply us

                been trying to work out if it is a swedish word or an acronym or wut

                cat_race @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 15:00 | X
                • it kind of means early morning in the countryside

                  Body_In_The_Thames @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:08 | X
                  • ta

                    cat_race @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 15:34 | X
                    • that's an awkward explanation

                      basically it means first thing in the morning/sun up/break of dawn/early morning

                      but it is a rural word so it implies these things in a rural setting - cocks crowing and all that

                      Body_In_The_Thames @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:37 | X
                      • yeah, the way you said it made me feel like maybe it wasn't quite as literal as that

                        appreciate it. thanks :)

                        cat_race @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 15:38 | X
                        • np c_r

                          Body_In_The_Thames @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:41 | X
            • The ignorance of northerners strikes again.

              (association of residential letting agents)

              TheWza @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:01 | X
              • stfu

                cat_race @TheWza | 28 Jun '12, 15:07 | X
                • society of tenants from upnorth

                  TheWza @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:14 | X
  • English people in Amsterdam will happily drink beer and smoke

    weed despite the locals advising to only really do one.

    jacques_le_biscuit_ | 28 Jun '12, 14:44 | X
    • Drinking and smoking isn't too bad at all

      as long as you start both at the same time, if you get really pissed then smoke most people end up doing a sick everywhere.

      StormJH @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 28 Jun '12, 16:14 | X
      • Both times I've been to Amsterdam, I've avoided alcohol

        Why spend loads of money to do something I can do whenever I like, when I can get much more for my money doing something I can only do in Amsterdam? (Obviously I'm aware you can smoke in England, but not in a city coffee shop whilst a lady brings you hot chocolate)

        jopzorz @StormJH | 28 Jun '12, 16:28 | X
        • I've not been

          and tend not to drink much anyway, but I've never had much of an issue doing both before.

          StormJH @jopzorz | 28 Jun '12, 19:07 | X
    • This was me last saturday

      DeanK @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 28 Jun '12, 16:24 | X
  • I quite like the neurotic New York Jew stereotype/character.

    That's fine, but what you've posted is racist and you're a bad man for doing it.

    DanielKelly | 28 Jun '12, 14:45 | X
    Antpocalypsenow this'd this
    • Joan Rivers fits this stereotype, and she's amazing.

      So i'm with you on this one.

      White_Privilege @DanielKelly | 28 Jun '12, 14:47 | X
      White_Privilege and Antpocalypsenow this'd this
      • as a result of this thread i googled 'whooping and hollering'

        http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/american-aadvantage/872019-whooping-hollering-will-not-allowed.html

        cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 14:47 | X
        • :D

          Scout @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:36 | X
        • To be honest, I'm with the airline staff on that one

          You just simply can't have anyone whooping and hollering on a flight. Show some imagination in your drunken chanting. Slightly modify a chart hit of the day or something.

          ripper @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 23:40 | X
      • all those youngish white men and their noise, and politics and trolling and shit

        what's THAT all about?

        thewarn | 28 Jun '12, 14:47 | X
        DaddyorChips this'd this
      • them white men

        cant jump

        TheKennedyCurse | 28 Jun '12, 14:52 | X
      • When I went to Italy one of the best things that happened was an old janitor looking at a leaking radiator and actually saying MAMMA MIA!

        Antpocalypsenow | 28 Jun '12, 14:53 | X
        • did he then jump down a pipe?

          thewarn @Antpocalypsenow | 28 Jun '12, 14:55 | X
          • Yes

            Antpocalypsenow @thewarn | 28 Jun '12, 14:57 | X
            • Good

              thewarn @Antpocalypsenow | 28 Jun '12, 14:57 | X
              Cementimental, TheSoundofBastards, mac_daddy, and jopzorz this'd this
      • Horse racing is boring

        brusma | 28 Jun '12, 14:54 | X
      • Italians and their hand gestures.

        Verbal | 28 Jun '12, 14:55 | X
      • I went to a high school graduation in the US and watched about 200 kids get called up the stage to collect their certificates.

        I could have kept my eyes closed and still known when the four or five African-American students picked up theirs, because their families would make so much noise, basically cheering twice as loud as anyone else, waving banners, one family even had an airhorn. It was great. Graduation ceremonies at predominantly black high schools must be an absolute ball.

        hip_young_gunslinger | 28 Jun '12, 14:56 | X
        White_Privilege this'd this
        • haha, that sounds brilliant

          totally going to try and see one of those before i die

          cat_race @hip_young_gunslinger | 28 Jun '12, 14:57 | X
          • ...

            http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110618001645AAmWla7

            hip_young_gunslinger @georgiabeth | 28 Jun '12, 15:06 | X
          • More like: Oh god, white people :D

            msmonipenni @georgiabeth | 28 Jun '12, 17:18 | X
          • Larry David and the Blacks (mainly Leon) at the cinema is a joy to behold

            jacques_le_biscuit_ @hip_young_gunslinger | 28 Jun '12, 15:02 | X
            Antpocalypsenow this'd this
          • This is what i'm talking about!

            Their enthusiasm/excitement is infectious.

            White_Privilege @hip_young_gunslinger | 28 Jun '12, 15:48 | X
          • http://i.imgur.com/tjiP8.gif

            japes_ | 28 Jun '12, 15:04 | X
            • Theo have a word please mate

              jacques_le_biscuit_ @georgiabeth | 28 Jun '12, 15:08 | X
            • Latin/Central American women

              being like Hilda off Ugly Betty/her off Modern Family.

              I hung out with some really lovely Mexican lasses on holiday a few years ago and they were ace. They dance AT you, not with you.

              the_bread_museum | 28 Jun '12, 15:09 | X
            • I spent a day in a New York high-school class once

              the weirdest day ever. their 'form' class was all mixed-age, and kids with backward-turned baseball caps were actually high-fiving each other. I thought I was in Saved By The Bell for a minute.

              Then I had to stand up in front of the whole class and introduce myself. SEeing the look on their faces as they tried to decipher Boltonese was quite something, I assure you.

              Verbal | 28 Jun '12, 15:12 | X
              this'd this
              • that those Kiwi's sure love their red cowboy boots

                IndieAndy_Jones | 28 Jun '12, 15:33 | X
                thewarn this'd this
              • my friend told me australians also ruin stuff

                like if you go travelling and you talk to them they will be like 'yeah i went there it was rubbish and this happened and don't bother' and also they might tell you the end of a book or film

                cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:35 | X
                • Australians accuse us of being miserable

                  but they are the whinging ones. They even manage to whine and moan about us poms whining. I don't think they know they are doing it. Not as bad as South Africans though, I don't think I've ever spoken to one who wasn't miserable. Especially in my line of work, I deal with IT issues, they really aren't happy if there is a slight blip on their emails.

                  cleotis @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:42 | X
                  • isn't msmonipenni south african

                    she seems nice

                    cat_race @cleotis | 28 Jun '12, 15:47 | X
                  • All the South Africans I've met are like Aussies but with the hyper-competitiveness replaced by friendliness.

                    svenrokk @cleotis | 28 Jun '12, 15:51 | X
                  • I'm definitely not miserable.

                    South Africans are very blunt though. I get told off all the time for saying what I think.

                    msmonipenni @cleotis | 28 Jun '12, 17:20 | X
                  • The one about Austalians that makes me laugh are that they're relaxed, laconic and easy-going

                    Australians have one of the lowest leisure-to-work ratios in the developed world, one of the highest rates of youth suicide, and are incredibly touchy & easily offended. I'm Australian and the place has a lot going for it, but the relentless self-mythologising in the media & popular culture is ridiculous, as is the number of retards who buy it. It's as though 90% of English people believed that the English are stoic, emotionally reticent and eat roast beef every day.

                    blisters @cleotis | 28 Jun '12, 22:54 | X
                    • what've left arm spinners got to do with this?

                      Verbal @Sheeeeeeeit | 28 Jun '12, 15:41 | X
                      a_man_ate_my_hand this'd this
                    • this i can confirm just from the maount of time i have spent in manchester's casinos

                      cat_race @Sheeeeeeeit | 28 Jun '12, 15:46 | X
                      • *chairman maount

                        japes_ @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:48 | X
                        • MAOUNT

                          cat_race @japes_ | 28 Jun '12, 15:51 | X
                    • Also, drunk Japanese salarymen.

                      http://tokyogreenspace.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/drunk_salary_man_shinju_t50.jpg

                      http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3223/3059796168_9f093256bf.jpg

                      http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3399/4648912104_91aa0c8fbb_o.jpg

                      White_Privilege | 28 Jun '12, 15:43 | X
                      cat_race this'd this
                      • None of those are doing Karaoke

                        meowington @White_Privilege | 28 Jun '12, 15:55 | X
                    • 13 year old Indonesians run the internet

                      cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 15:52 | X
                    • except for you and zapsta

                      well, zapsta's funny sometimes

                      Body_In_The_Thames @james_ | 28 Jun '12, 15:59 | X
                      • when white people talk really patronisingly about other races, and then inevitably hide their race-hate related rage with `witty` one line put downs when you're like

                        `isn't this a bit racist?`

                        still_here | 28 Jun '12, 16:10 | X
                        this'd this
                      • I've recently noticed that groups of young black lads on buses in Hackney

                        have one gimpy, loser white friend who they all seem to pity who's job it is to stand round laughing as loud as possible at their jokes and lie frequently and audibly

                        Lad: Yeah, wouldn't go round there mate, it's bare nasty

                        Gimpy Loser White Kid: YES BRUV I WEN DER UNCE UND AYE AD TO SHOOT SOME BITCH IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                        *other kids go silent for a bit*

                        Must be some kind of equality drive or something

                        LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:23 | X
                        politelydeclined this'd this
                        • Affirmative action, innit

                          joeymahone @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:24 | X
                        • whose*

                          Body_In_The_Thames @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:25 | X
                          • how about you go and fist yourself?

                            LordLuciusBanter @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 16:41 | X
                            • charming

                              about what you'd expect from an Aussie though

                              Body_In_The_Thames @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:49 | X
                              • ???

                                LordLuciusBanter @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 16:58 | X
                                • Oh wait

                                  that's Lucien

                                  my bad

                                  Body_In_The_Thames @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:58 | X
                                  • he's from New Zealand

                                    LordLuciusBanter @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 17:03 | X
                                    • that was the joke

                                      Body_In_The_Thames @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 17:03 | X
                                      • oh my bad

                                        ha ha

                                        LordLuciusBanter @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 17:05 | X
                              • I was just bemused at why you chose to pick out one grammatical error from me

                                Yet ignore the myriad that occur constantly.

                                Yep it's was wrong, but I'm at work so I'm in a rush and don't have time to proofread the stories I'm writing on a forum about kids on the bus.

                                So I thought of my wittiest retort and let go. Most people seem to get that I'm joking - I don't have any real interest in you anally amusing yourself.

                                And I'm Anglo-Irish. Dunno where Aussie's come from. Though good work on the racial slur in the racial slur thread, strong posting.

                                LordLuciusBanter @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 17:02 | X
                                • that was the joke (racial slur)

                                  if you want an explanation as to why I picked on that grammatical error;

                                  it all goes back to Glastonbury Festival 1993 and the appearance of the greebo/crusty band Back to The Planet and their legions of loyal followers adorned with BTTP tees emblazoned with the slogan <<Who's fucking planet?>>

                                  red rag to a bull and all that
                                  my problem, not yours

                                  carry on

                                  Body_In_The_Thames @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 17:08 | X
                                  • thanks for reminding me of Back to the Planet

                                    You stupid Dane

                                    zxcvbnm- @Body_In_The_Thames | 28 Jun '12, 17:28 | X
                                    • 'LiLB started it

                                      Body_In_The_Thames @zxcvbnm- | 28 Jun '12, 17:31 | X
                                  • it's plausible

                                    perhaps even likely

                                    Body_In_The_Thames @james_ | 28 Jun '12, 19:15 | X
                                  • all i can picture is that posh white kid from Attack The Block now

                                    bare jokes

                                    Verbal @LordLuciusBanter | 28 Jun '12, 16:30 | X
                                    Body_In_The_Thames this'd this
                                    • *the white guy from Odd Future

                                      :D

                                      andyvine @Verbal | 28 Jun '12, 17:38 | X
                                      • *Oxide from & Neutrino, and by extenstion, So Solid Crew.

                                        White_Privilege @andyvine | 28 Jun '12, 17:43 | X
                                  • Those bloody Uzbeks

                                    and the way they always need jokes explained, thereby removing any perceived humour.

                                    moribund | 28 Jun '12, 16:28 | X
                                    DaddyorChips this'd this
                                  • The tonality of the laughter of certain well known mainstream hip hop performers.

                                    DaddyorChips | 28 Jun '12, 16:54 | X
                                    • hip-hop isn't a race

                                      cat_race @DaddyorChips | 28 Jun '12, 16:57 | X
                                      politelydeclined this'd this
                                      • It is what I say it is.

                                        DaddyorChips @cat_race | 28 Jun '12, 16:58 | X
                                        • ^ Rejected Eminem lyric

                                          oojimaflop @DaddyorChips | 28 Jun '12, 17:35 | X
                                          DaddyorChips this'd this
                                    • *black mainstream hip hop performers.

                                      DaddyorChips @DaddyorChips | 28 Jun '12, 17:03 | X
                                  • AHA!

                                    With one fell swoop our ingenious hero reveals the innate hypocrisy of the left!

                                    Whither our politcally-correct credentials now?

                                    I doff my cap to you sir, Bravo!

                                    zxcvbnm- | 28 Jun '12, 18:17 | X
                                  • black, female drivers are fucking awful...ly bad drivers

                                    freddiehubbard | 28 Jun '12, 22:58 | X
                                  • Israelis being bloodthirsty.

                                    DaddyorChips | 28 Jun '12, 23:30 | X
                                  • frenchmen who shrug their shoulders, turn their hands to the sky

                                    push out their lower lip and go 'buuuueeeefff' (I perfected imitating this)

                                    creakyknees | 29 Jun '12, 00:12 | X
                                    • black women who look disdainful and go tscchhh

                                      (Im working on this one, havnt got it quite right yet)

                                      creakyknees @creakyknees | 29 Jun '12, 00:13 | X
                                  • plummy red cheeked old duffers in pubs with long stragly hair and plummy voices

                                    creakyknees | 29 Jun '12, 00:15 | X
                                  • yorkshire men

                                    and the way they stride

                                    creakyknees | 29 Jun '12, 00:15 | X
                                  • Its an easy target, admittedly, but anyone thats into reality TV..

                                    to the point that they are happy to admit it publicly.

                                    LOLpop | 29 Jun '12, 00:21 | X
                                    • he he, sniggering to myself at the responses that I might have gotten had I not pre-empted.

                                      The News, Saturday morning kitchen, etcetera

                                      LOLpop @LOLpop | 29 Jun '12, 00:24 | X
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