It's been a while since DiS shared its successes and failures. There must be some more by now?
Couple weeks back had a drink with a girl before we headed off to the restaurant. We probably had a couple too many, as they were strongish wheat beers.
Anyway, we get on our way towards where we've booked and suddenly, without warning, she trips. Not in a little 'oops' way, but in a full on trip, stagger, run forward a bit to try and not fall and then fall REALLY fucking hard kind of way. Sack-of-spuds thwack to the ground.
I ran over to her and couldn't control the laugh that I barked out. Picked her up straight away, still laughing, and she just stared at me angrily.
I got awkward and started laughing harder. She said, "you're supposed to be nice to me, we're on a date," and for some reason that completely creased me up and I was in tears of laughter.
And then she just said "fuck you" and walked off. :(
Totally my fault. Brilliant though.
Success of date: 0.5/10