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Tell him if I see his ugly little mug round 'ere again I'll turn his fackin' face into a revolving door.
I'm going to caramelize you gently like a pan fried scallop and then rip your arris open so it all spills out like a watery pea puree
and you don't facking want that
You've heard someone say this I'd wager
I'll apply enough pressure with my fists that the outline will be raised up on the other side of your stomach. I'm the embosser around here.
Like the sound of that do ya, I'm going to stick a spoon rest so far down your Gregory you'll be shitting Lakeland for a month.
meant as a reply to the thread not you.
and you'll be the bees knees of the rui costa my friend
exactly Basildon just at the minute. Understand, me old canary cage?
If you don't want to be Ax & Smash'd all the way to next armitage shanks then sewing machine wombat Arizona chimneysweep Lembit Opik.
no need to get violent
Let me tell you somethin'. I'm still finding bits of your precious little cousin's teeth all over my driveway, and I don't like it. You set foot in this gaff ever again and you'll be needing so much more than a fackin' dentist that you'll be weeping into your mother's arms and catching a flight to Dignitas. Now get the fack out of my office.
Well, you'll be seeing one a lot fackin closer you don't pay me MY FACKIN READIES, understand?
'oo does 'e fink 'e is coming in 'ere giving it all that? Andres fackin' Iniesta?
Haddock? I asked for fackin' cod you pillock
you'll ave to stick your toothbrush up your fackin jacksie to clean em
think I really nailed the accent there