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Like St Patrick did with all the snakes on Ireland?
When you're not in one they always look like they're playing a real world version of Carmageddeon
When you're in one they take the slowest, most protracted route meticulously observing the rules of the road
i have. 'mate, you're scaring my girlfriend'
Otherwise I'd be throwing up an unpleasant mix of whiskey and falafel on his upholstery.