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You have to be over 3.14159 years old to watch it.
they were looking out their windows (one storey) and saw a man selling knock offs of their DVDs to some men on a construction site. They went down, asked to buy all their own films and then walked off with them. The guy chased after them and they told him to look up at their signage, he did, they called the police and he legged it.
I'm sure this story was better/funnier but it appears it isn't. please feel free to rank it out of ten.
Now it works! 9/10.
didn't actually buy.
SORRY FOR OFFENDING EVERYONE. Cuh.
you haven't rounded up, so you're actually letting people watch it illegally.
you should've said they need to be 3.1516 years old to watch it. That would've worked and made the joke loads funnier.
that was a typo yeah
The joke is too inclusive for nightshifters.
You've just rounded it up to 4 decimal places instead of 5.
I heartily replied "but sir! I do not own a pornograph!". And much merriment and besmirchment was had at the expense of the rapscoundrel in the ale house that night...
can't believe i know you