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Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman.
Oh god this too dangerous to read in the office.
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.
They all die on impact and their families mourn the loss for years to come.
A guy tells the doctor "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered your knees and may never walk again."
so I'll let you off for this one.
This is a just a rip off of that John Thomson character or those German jokes that used to get emailed around and associating it with a cat for the internet age.
the real reason he's upset is because of some kraut jokes back in the day.
Q: What do you call a funny German?
A: Who knows?
I love antijokes, if that's what we're calling them.
A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.
Context - my speech was rubbish, so I hushed everyone to hear a 'joke'
why did the divorcees get married in a registry office?
Because marriage is sacred and god hates sinners.
-elvis stevens your old college friend, fancy a pint?