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I am about to get waxed

NoahVale [Edit] [Delete] 39 replies 13:28, 26 June '12

In half-an-hour. First time ever.

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  • Back, crack and sack?

    DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 13:29 | X
    • The B

      Not the C & S (oooh the very thought).

      NoahVale @DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 13:31 | X
      • Any reason why?

        There's nothing wrong with a hairy back.

        DaisyFlower @NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 13:32 | X
        • I agree but it's too... patchy

          It doesn't look particularly bad but I think it would benefit from a little topiary.

          NoahVale @DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 13:34 | X
          • Fair enough

            I really don't get men who wax their chests though. Hairless chests look really weird on men.

            DaisyFlower @NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 13:36 | X
            NoahVale this'd this
  • There's a shop near me that does a FULL BODY WAX for £45.

    Knock yourself out.

    ChintzyLacroix | 26 Jun '12, 13:32 | X
    • i only realised the other week that footballers get waxed all over don't they

      definitely not gonna be a professional footballer now don't wanna be waxed luv my body hair

      still_here | 26 Jun '12, 13:38 | X
      DarwinDude this'd this
      • Really, even their legs?

        Weird.

        DaisyFlower @still_here | 26 Jun '12, 13:40 | X
        • yeah it's so physio lads can oil them up and massage their legs without hair making the whole thing less sexy

          still_here @DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 13:43 | X
          • *more sexy

            DaisyFlower @still_here | 26 Jun '12, 13:45 | X
            • yeah but i bet massaging body hair feels gross

              especially how physio lads do it, really quickly and that.

              Would kill their boners.

              still_here @georgiabeth | 26 Jun '12, 13:48 | X
              • saw some guy get REALLY close to balotelli's crotch before extra time on sunday

                bet he prematurely ejaculated

                still_here @georgiabeth | 26 Jun '12, 13:52 | X
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              • Right - I'm off

                Report back later

                NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 13:40 | X
              • After 2 days you should exfoliate heavily

                otherwise you'll explode in zits like I did.
                Kinda ruined the effect I was going for.

                Gorkys_Forever | 26 Jun '12, 14:32 | X
                • Good tip - cheers. Starting to itch now

                  I think I need one of those big fuck-off brushes to get scrubbing with.

                  NoahVale @Gorkys_Forever | 26 Jun '12, 16:50 | X
                  • Get some really gritty exfoliant

                    Gets everything right off.

                    DaisyFlower @NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 16:56 | X
                    • e.g.?

                      NoahVale @DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 16:57 | X
                      • I can't remember the brand name of the one I'm thinking of

                        but you can get in in Sainsbury's (and other places I'm sure). I largeish dark green round tub with a gold lid. It's basically like rubbing hadfulls of salt on yourself so you could probably make your own. It kind of works like sandpaper - if you're got raised scars it will wear them down after a while.

                        DaisyFlower @NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 17:05 | X
                        • Cheers. The more I learn, the more I'm glad

                          I'm male.

                          NoahVale @DaisyFlower | 26 Jun '12, 17:06 | X
              • Post-wax update:

                All done. Feeling of hot wax going on was quite pleasant, not so pleasant coming off. Still, not as painful as some people make out. That said, no way in the world I'll have the whole body done: firstly, I would look ridiculous and; secondly, no amount of aesthetics would convince me to have a knacker wax.

                NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 15:23 | X
                • It's not too bad

                  I've been getting lasered. I want to be very aerodynamic.

                  PickledOeuf @NoahVale | 26 Jun '12, 15:45 | X
                  • Lasered downstairs?

                    NoahVale @PickledOeuf | 26 Jun '12, 15:51 | X
                  • It'll be the laser cutter from a sheet metal factory in the Team Valley.

                    marckee @georgiabeth | 26 Jun '12, 17:27 | X
                  • It's not all that sore

                    although I wonder if it's been a dawdle because I'm quite fair- apprently the darker the hair the more painful if is (it's also much more successful on darker hairs.)

                    PickledOeuf @georgiabeth | 26 Jun '12, 17:39 | X
                  • Come out in a red rash overnight

                    Is this normal?

                    NoahVale | 27 Jun '12, 12:47 | X
                    • yep

                      next comes the plague of pox from every ravaged follicle.

                      Gorkys_Forever @NoahVale | 27 Jun '12, 12:50 | X
                      • flying aids

                        cat_race @Gorkys_Forever | 27 Jun '12, 12:50 | X
                        • sat what?

                          Gorkys_Forever @cat_race | 27 Jun '12, 12:58 | X
                          • *say

                            Gorkys_Forever @Gorkys_Forever | 27 Jun '12, 12:59 | X
                            • the plague

                              flying aids. hang on

                              cat_race @Gorkys_Forever | 27 Jun '12, 13:00 | X
                              • http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/video/2012/jun/25/alan-partridge-places-life-video

                                cat_race @cat_race | 27 Jun '12, 13:00 | X
                                • oh haha

                                  Gorkys_Forever @cat_race | 27 Jun '12, 13:27 | X
                    • and there I was worrying...

                      NoahVale @NoahVale | 27 Jun '12, 12:56 | X
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