but you can get in in Sainsbury's (and other places I'm sure). I largeish dark green round tub with a gold lid. It's basically like rubbing hadfulls of salt on yourself so you could probably make your own. It kind of works like sandpaper - if you're got raised scars it will wear them down after a while.
All done. Feeling of hot wax going on was quite pleasant, not so pleasant coming off. Still, not as painful as some people make out. That said, no way in the world I'll have the whole body done: firstly, I would look ridiculous and; secondly, no amount of aesthetics would convince me to have a knacker wax.
although I wonder if it's been a dawdle because I'm quite fair- apprently the darker the hair the more painful if is (it's also much more successful on darker hairs.)
Back, crack and sack?
The B
Not the C & S (oooh the very thought).
Any reason why?
There's nothing wrong with a hairy back.
I agree but it's too... patchy
It doesn't look particularly bad but I think it would benefit from a little topiary.
Fair enough
I really don't get men who wax their chests though. Hairless chests look really weird on men.
There's a shop near me that does a FULL BODY WAX for £45.
Knock yourself out.
i only realised the other week that footballers get waxed all over don't they
definitely not gonna be a professional footballer now don't wanna be waxed luv my body hair
Really, even their legs?
Weird.
yeah it's so physio lads can oil them up and massage their legs without hair making the whole thing less sexy
*more sexy
yeah but i bet massaging body hair feels gross
especially how physio lads do it, really quickly and that.
Would kill their boners.
saw some guy get REALLY close to balotelli's crotch before extra time on sunday
bet he prematurely ejaculated
Right - I'm off
Report back later
After 2 days you should exfoliate heavily
otherwise you'll explode in zits like I did.
Kinda ruined the effect I was going for.
Good tip - cheers. Starting to itch now
I think I need one of those big fuck-off brushes to get scrubbing with.
Get some really gritty exfoliant
Gets everything right off.
e.g.?
I can't remember the brand name of the one I'm thinking of
but you can get in in Sainsbury's (and other places I'm sure). I largeish dark green round tub with a gold lid. It's basically like rubbing hadfulls of salt on yourself so you could probably make your own. It kind of works like sandpaper - if you're got raised scars it will wear them down after a while.
Cheers. The more I learn, the more I'm glad
I'm male.
Post-wax update:
All done. Feeling of hot wax going on was quite pleasant, not so pleasant coming off. Still, not as painful as some people make out. That said, no way in the world I'll have the whole body done: firstly, I would look ridiculous and; secondly, no amount of aesthetics would convince me to have a knacker wax.
It's not too bad
I've been getting lasered. I want to be very aerodynamic.
Lasered downstairs?
It'll be the laser cutter from a sheet metal factory in the Team Valley.
It's not all that sore
although I wonder if it's been a dawdle because I'm quite fair- apprently the darker the hair the more painful if is (it's also much more successful on darker hairs.)
Come out in a red rash overnight
Is this normal?
yep
next comes the plague of pox from every ravaged follicle.
flying aids
sat what?
*say
the plague
flying aids. hang on
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/video/2012/jun/25/alan-partridge-places-life-video
oh haha
and there I was worrying...