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Profoundly silly things that you have recently done.
I popped out to the shops on my lunch and when I got back to the office building I hopped onto the lift. I was listening to some rad sounds on my mp3 player and was thinking about how I was going to have a wazz in the toilet which is opposite the lift door on our floor. I must have been thinking about this a little too much as I had my fly half undone when the lift door opened. I had been alone in the lift and thankfully no-one was outside the lift doors but it was still a pretty dramatic realisation. I don't know if I should listen to music whilst doing things.