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Hotties at your workplace:

Smee [Edit] [Delete] 76 replies 16:36, 22 June '12

- What proportion of your colleagues would you bone/be boned by?
- How hot out of 10 is the hottest person in your workplace?

For me I think it's four out of twenty colleagues. that's a fifth, pretty high really. The hottest is probably an 8.

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  • Probably less than 5%

    A couple of them would rank 7.5/8 out of 10. No real stunners though.

    NoahVale | 22 Jun '12, 16:38 | X
  • i would probably bone 2 people here out of about 100

    they are both 8s. everyone else here is a 2

    cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 16:38 | X
  • 1 female in an office of 65

    I wouldn't bone her.

    Antpocalypsenow | 22 Jun '12, 16:39 | X
    • I knew there must be a drawback to making computer games

      Smee @Antpocalypsenow | 22 Jun '12, 16:49 | X
      • *Football management simulation computer games

        There was actually a really high ratio of females to males at the games BAFTAs. It's just the nature of our specific game that's led to the lack of females at our place.

        Antpocalypsenow @Smee | 22 Jun '12, 17:01 | X
  • slim pickings here

    I've seen a few from our other offices by and by, but if the Christmas party is anything to go by, there aren't many there either

    pieces_of_reece | 22 Jun '12, 16:40 | X
  • 0/12

    only female is my manager and she is not hot. or even luke warm.

    Matt_was_taken | 22 Jun '12, 16:40 | X
    • Luke Warm sounds fit.

      dead_fred @Matt_was_taken | 23 Jun '12, 09:34 | X
  • Day job: no hotties

    Bar job: two absolutely smoking hot chicks just started. One of them in particular I am going to chat up. She is INCREDIBLE.

    Anyway, there's only two hotties on a staff of 10. So 20 per cent.

    cocodaLOL | 22 Jun '12, 16:41 | X
  • Most of them, but not because they're fit

    They're all so sweet and I just want to cuddle them all the time (I don't of course)

    I really fancy a 52 year old Scottish man here, he is really muscular for an old man

    Elaina_Casoolare | 22 Jun '12, 16:41 | X
  • That's nice

    what happened? Did it fizzle out?

    Elaina_Casoolare @georgiabeth | 22 Jun '12, 16:42 | X
    • don't like this thread :(

      DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 16:43 | X
      talskar this'd this
      • but since you're asking

        I guess one is really hot but we're really close friends and nothing would ever happen.

        DarwinDude @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 16:47 | X
        • i used to say thing like that BUT YOU NEVER KNOW

          cat_race @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 16:48 | X
          andyvine this'd this
          • she's too intimidating to fancy

            and we work with her ex

            DarwinDude @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 16:53 | X
            • YOU NEVER KNOW

              cat_race @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 17:04 | X
              • I don't want to fancy her though!!!

                DarwinDude @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:06 | X
                • YNK!!!

                  broomstick @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 18:39 | X
        • Otherwise you'd be all over that infidelity?

          Zapsta @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 18:55 | X
      • this numbering of people you fancy is fucking stupid, no ?

        talskar @DarwinDude | 22 Jun '12, 19:14 | X
    • I quite fancy about 3 people in this office

      one of which I dreamt about. Other than it's like working in a care home.

      CillaCrack | 22 Jun '12, 16:44 | X
      • That dreaming thing can be weird

        I remember having no particular interest in one of my former colleague, then I had a dream about her one night. After that she appealed to me much more.

        NoahVale @CillaCrack | 22 Jun '12, 16:47 | X
        talskar this'd this
        • Yeah I had that at school

          had a sexy dream about the bully from school. Getting a kicking from him then after was sort of pleasurable.

          CillaCrack @NoahVale | 22 Jun '12, 16:48 | X
          • This could make quite a romantic story

            Elaina_Casoolare @CillaCrack | 22 Jun '12, 16:50 | X
    • bahhhhhhhhhhhh

      maybe 2 out of ... a lot

      wecancreate | 22 Jun '12, 16:45 | X
    • nowhere near

      DarwinDude @james_ | 22 Jun '12, 16:54 | X
      • 0

        sexy_girl | 22 Jun '12, 16:47 | X
      • I am the hottest girl in my office

        (I am the only girl in my office)

        There are 3 men who are about a 6/10 for looks. I would not bone any of them.

        meowington | 22 Jun '12, 16:49 | X
      • Hottie central here....

        ....a good fair few in the normal staff... then add in the "street team" and the numbers rocket

        stickboy | 22 Jun '12, 16:49 | X
        • Where do you work?

          Hollyoaks?

          NoahVale @stickboy | 22 Jun '12, 16:51 | X
          • if that was to me...

            ...then i work at a radio station

            stickboy @NoahVale | 22 Jun '12, 16:53 | X
          • Quite the opposite

            it's an engineering company. Mostly men in short sleeved shirts and ties

            slavestate @NoahVale | 22 Jun '12, 16:54 | X
            • Oh, that wasn't to me

              slavestate @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 16:56 | X
      • One or two or three or four

        one especially is a definite 9/10 and I think she's going to the same pub for a drink after work. I'll let you knwo how that goes in the erection thread on Monday

        slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 16:49 | X
        • a 9?!

          Quick, form an orderly queue behind this guy

          pieces_of_reece @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 16:52 | X
          • Almost certainly will leave early

            play the long game. Blurting out something daft will otherwise certainly happen and I'll be punching myself on the train home

            slavestate @pieces_of_reece | 22 Jun '12, 16:55 | X
            • beware the long game

              cat_race @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 16:56 | X
              • Can't be any more dangerous than my short game

                I'd have to make sure it's a good pitch on my part. I believe she's actually going to moving desks closer to mine but then I am working in Sheffield for the next 9 12 (!) weeks so perhaps need to regsiter a little interest and if it's thrown back in my face I could grow a beard, shave my head, get a tan and worry not 'pon my return...

                slavestate @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 16:58 | X
                • 1/2

                  half. Can't you put half(s) on here?

                  slavestate @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 16:59 | X
                • the long game causes only regret.

                  at least in the short game you have a go

                  cat_race @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 17:01 | X
                  • No way

                    the long game will get her hooked!

                    Although you may end up having a colleague's sloppy seconds but if you like her that won't matter!

                    Elaina_Casoolare @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:03 | X
                    • what i'm really trying to say is

                      that i see far too many people take so long over this long game that people end up just watching the girl swan off into someone else's arms. take action now! short game can lead to long term results.

                      cat_race @Elaina_Casoolare | 22 Jun '12, 17:05 | X
                      Matt_was_taken and broomstick this'd this
                      • oh ok

                        yes you have to seal the deal at some point

                        Elaina_Casoolare @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:08 | X
                  • But the long game might lead to multiple 'goes'

                    slavestate @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:03 | X
                    • i'm utterly offended that you think that i meant a one night stand when i said short game

                      ok, well i'm not really offended, but that's not what i mean. i just mean TAKE ACTION NOW

                      cat_race @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 17:09 | X
                      • :)

                        I shall test the water in some form tonight if she is there

                        Our eyes may lock over a Babycham

                        slavestate @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:14 | X
                        • good luck

                          cat_race @slavestate | 22 Jun '12, 17:16 | X
                  • c_r is right

                    long game sucks

                    Smyth2 @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 17:05 | X
              • take it to the inappropriate erections thread

                pieces_of_reece @cat_race | 22 Jun '12, 16:58 | X
      • 1 out of 16

        And she is leaving next week. She is a 10. I plan to quit soon.

        eltham | 22 Jun '12, 16:53 | X
        • to balance it back out?

          japes_ @eltham | 22 Jun '12, 16:57 | X
      • There is one hottie

        at my workplace. He's in a different department so I don't see him regularly but when I do, I turn into a bumbling idiot. He was in a moderately successfully indie rock band that some DiSers may even remember.

        Some of my coworkers have little crushes on him too (nowhere near the extent of mine) so we have a codename for him when he comes around. We might as well be 13 year old girls and not professionals.

        cherrycola | 22 Jun '12, 17:44 | X
        • :D

          "moderately successful indie rock band"
          I think that's called being damned with feint praise

          NoahVale @cherrycola | 22 Jun '12, 18:07 | X
          cherrycola this'd this
        • there is a girl somewhere with a cute voice

          pieces_of_reece | 22 Jun '12, 17:48 | X
          • hahaahahahaha

            cat_race @pieces_of_reece | 22 Jun '12, 17:48 | X
        • idk, but after already finding out one girl fancied me

          my boss told me that a girl who had recently left on a trip to Australia was asking after me. she said I was 'hot'.

          I scanned for sarcasm, but it came up clean.

          the girl is alright, I guess. I can't tell, uniform makes it hard to gauge...

          incandenza_ | 22 Jun '12, 18:02 | X
          • does this make me a hottie?

            incandenza_ @incandenza_ | 22 Jun '12, 18:03 | X
          • make sure you keep in contact with her!

            _TheBeautifulOnes_ @incandenza_ | 22 Jun '12, 21:51 | X
            • she's coming back in September; she left her details for us anyway

              must add: she doesn't listen to bands, she listens to songs.

              HMM.

              she also plays a few instruments. blank slate, perhaps? I don't know, I mean, you can't just expect someone who fits the vague DiS archetype, and even if you click with someone musically, you aren't sure to click romantically.

              but then I don't really have any feelings for this girl beyond friendly exchanges anyway.

              incandenza_ @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 22 Jun '12, 22:59 | X
        • zero

          creakyknees | 22 Jun '12, 18:49 | X
        • NONE

          there are no sexy men in reading apart from my boyfriend :'(

          sophiacherryx | 22 Jun '12, 18:50 | X
          • hmmm

            an almost unconvincingly unbelievable coincidence.

            Smee @sophiacherryx | 22 Jun '12, 18:51 | X
            DaveMK this'd this
        • Yarr, not a looker among them

          Blackjack_Bauer | 22 Jun '12, 19:06 | X
        • Thinking about it, most of the 40ish or younger women in my office

          are fairly nice-looking. They're let down by our side of things, really. Can only think of one good looking guy who isn't gay (I'm neither, take that snarky comments).

          DanielKelly | 22 Jun '12, 19:41 | X
        • hottest person in mine is a 6

          a 6. that's out of 30 or so people.

          Mehodor | 22 Jun '12, 20:43 | X
          • I'd bend them all over the desk and do them up both holes

            TheComedian | 22 Jun '12, 21:49 | X
          • Girl that works in the warehouse section that I only see when I'm on 6-2 cos she works 8-4 and one of our breaktimes coincides with hers and I saw her out in town once:

            100/10

            untrue | 22 Jun '12, 23:53 | X
          • None here

            At my old job, though: holy shit. I was lecturing & tutoring in a university English department, spent most days on campus with a permanent half-mongrel.

            blisters | 23 Jun '12, 04:28 | X
            • 'permanent half-mongrel.'

              why is this making em laugh so much. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

              shucks @blisters | 23 Jun '12, 11:14 | X
          • i think that i might have kind of

            rubbed against a colleagues thigh a tiny bit at our recent summer party, and i would definitely have boned him. he's never seemed particularly interested in me, mind. but he certaintly didn't move away from me either

            whiterussian | 23 Jun '12, 04:31 | X
          • of the women at my work...

            of which there are around 40, i would gladly take my pants off for all but about five (generally the English ones).

            quite a few of them are Slovakian, Slovenian, Russian or Polish. they're almost all FIT and they almost all look like absolute filth.

            forzaborza | 23 Jun '12, 11:20 | X
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