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Hotties at your workplace:
- What proportion of your colleagues would you bone/be boned by?
- How hot out of 10 is the hottest person in your workplace?
For me I think it's four out of twenty colleagues. that's a fifth, pretty high really. The hottest is probably an 8.
Probably less than 5%
A couple of them would rank 7.5/8 out of 10. No real stunners though.
i would probably bone 2 people here out of about 100
they are both 8s. everyone else here is a 2
1 female in an office of 65
I wouldn't bone her.
I knew there must be a drawback to making computer games
*Football management simulation computer games
There was actually a really high ratio of females to males at the games BAFTAs. It's just the nature of our specific game that's led to the lack of females at our place.
slim pickings here
I've seen a few from our other offices by and by, but if the Christmas party is anything to go by, there aren't many there either
0/12
only female is my manager and she is not hot. or even luke warm.
Luke Warm sounds fit.
Day job: no hotties
Bar job: two absolutely smoking hot chicks just started. One of them in particular I am going to chat up. She is INCREDIBLE.
Anyway, there's only two hotties on a staff of 10. So 20 per cent.
Most of them, but not because they're fit
They're all so sweet and I just want to cuddle them all the time (I don't of course)
I really fancy a 52 year old Scottish man here, he is really muscular for an old man
That's nice
what happened? Did it fizzle out?
don't like this thread :(
but since you're asking
I guess one is really hot but we're really close friends and nothing would ever happen.
i used to say thing like that BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
she's too intimidating to fancy
and we work with her ex
YOU NEVER KNOW
I don't want to fancy her though!!!
YNK!!!
Otherwise you'd be all over that infidelity?
this numbering of people you fancy is fucking stupid, no ?
I quite fancy about 3 people in this office
one of which I dreamt about. Other than it's like working in a care home.
That dreaming thing can be weird
I remember having no particular interest in one of my former colleague, then I had a dream about her one night. After that she appealed to me much more.
Yeah I had that at school
had a sexy dream about the bully from school. Getting a kicking from him then after was sort of pleasurable.
This could make quite a romantic story
bahhhhhhhhhhhh
maybe 2 out of ... a lot
nowhere near
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I am the hottest girl in my office
(I am the only girl in my office)
There are 3 men who are about a 6/10 for looks. I would not bone any of them.
Hottie central here....
....a good fair few in the normal staff... then add in the "street team" and the numbers rocket
Where do you work?
Hollyoaks?
if that was to me...
...then i work at a radio station
Quite the opposite
it's an engineering company. Mostly men in short sleeved shirts and ties
Oh, that wasn't to me
One or two or three or four
one especially is a definite 9/10 and I think she's going to the same pub for a drink after work. I'll let you knwo how that goes in the erection thread on Monday
a 9?!
Quick, form an orderly queue behind this guy
Almost certainly will leave early
play the long game. Blurting out something daft will otherwise certainly happen and I'll be punching myself on the train home
beware the long game
Can't be any more dangerous than my short game
I'd have to make sure it's a good pitch on my part. I believe she's actually going to moving desks closer to mine but then I am working in Sheffield for the next 9 12 (!) weeks so perhaps need to regsiter a little interest and if it's thrown back in my face I could grow a beard, shave my head, get a tan and worry not 'pon my return...
1/2
half. Can't you put half(s) on here?
the long game causes only regret.
at least in the short game you have a go
No way
the long game will get her hooked!
Although you may end up having a colleague's sloppy seconds but if you like her that won't matter!
what i'm really trying to say is
that i see far too many people take so long over this long game that people end up just watching the girl swan off into someone else's arms. take action now! short game can lead to long term results.
oh ok
yes you have to seal the deal at some point
But the long game might lead to multiple 'goes'
i'm utterly offended that you think that i meant a one night stand when i said short game
ok, well i'm not really offended, but that's not what i mean. i just mean TAKE ACTION NOW
:)
I shall test the water in some form tonight if she is there
Our eyes may lock over a Babycham
good luck
c_r is right
long game sucks
take it to the inappropriate erections thread
1 out of 16
And she is leaving next week. She is a 10. I plan to quit soon.
to balance it back out?
There is one hottie
at my workplace. He's in a different department so I don't see him regularly but when I do, I turn into a bumbling idiot. He was in a moderately successfully indie rock band that some DiSers may even remember.
Some of my coworkers have little crushes on him too (nowhere near the extent of mine) so we have a codename for him when he comes around. We might as well be 13 year old girls and not professionals.
:D
"moderately successful indie rock band"
I think that's called being damned with feint praise
there is a girl somewhere with a cute voice
hahaahahahaha
idk, but after already finding out one girl fancied me
my boss told me that a girl who had recently left on a trip to Australia was asking after me. she said I was 'hot'.
I scanned for sarcasm, but it came up clean.
the girl is alright, I guess. I can't tell, uniform makes it hard to gauge...
does this make me a hottie?
make sure you keep in contact with her!
she's coming back in September; she left her details for us anyway
must add: she doesn't listen to bands, she listens to songs.
HMM.
she also plays a few instruments. blank slate, perhaps? I don't know, I mean, you can't just expect someone who fits the vague DiS archetype, and even if you click with someone musically, you aren't sure to click romantically.
but then I don't really have any feelings for this girl beyond friendly exchanges anyway.
zero
NONE
there are no sexy men in reading apart from my boyfriend :'(
hmmm
an almost unconvincingly unbelievable coincidence.
Yarr, not a looker among them
Thinking about it, most of the 40ish or younger women in my office
are fairly nice-looking. They're let down by our side of things, really. Can only think of one good looking guy who isn't gay (I'm neither, take that snarky comments).
hottest person in mine is a 6
a 6. that's out of 30 or so people.
I'd bend them all over the desk and do them up both holes
Girl that works in the warehouse section that I only see when I'm on 6-2 cos she works 8-4 and one of our breaktimes coincides with hers and I saw her out in town once:
100/10
None here
At my old job, though: holy shit. I was lecturing & tutoring in a university English department, spent most days on campus with a permanent half-mongrel.
'permanent half-mongrel.'
why is this making em laugh so much. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i think that i might have kind of
rubbed against a colleagues thigh a tiny bit at our recent summer party, and i would definitely have boned him. he's never seemed particularly interested in me, mind. but he certaintly didn't move away from me either
of the women at my work...
of which there are around 40, i would gladly take my pants off for all but about five (generally the English ones).
quite a few of them are Slovakian, Slovenian, Russian or Polish. they're almost all FIT and they almost all look like absolute filth.