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Or mum if you are a girl?
AT THE SAME TIME
might be mind games though. i'm gonna say yes
He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland
I looked quite 'street' with my leather jacket that looked like armour and studs and stuff
spikes on my neck strap
spikes on my belt and wrist bracer
a plain archer type leather bracer on my left wrist,
didnt always wear my spiked stuff but always had a skull or pentragram round my neck
and I was always packing
because you lot witness lots of kids who buy complete goth ensembles from companies.
it was the thickest leather you could imagine, yet supple and had metal worked into the arms so that it was in effect armoured. It wasnt new and manufactured, it was old and created and unique......sigh.....I used to regularly get blokes ask if they could buy it (it got nicked in amsterdam :'( )
By the age of 25 my dad had been a school boxing champ, a deep sea diver, driven tank transporters for the T.A and a ship's engineer in the merchant navy.
I'd been... getting pretty good at Excel
Still, he'd deck me good and proper.
his amazing dad
yr dad's ace (still need to make & send him that beer)
By 25 her body had been ruined by having two children, but she used to ski and stuff so she was/is pretty strong. I'm nowhere near as tough as I like to think I am.
...the majority of DiS's dads are all pussys.
thewarn's dad's a weapon
He would kick the shit out of me in a straight up fight, but I'd fancy myself in a no holds barred brawl in a pub or something.
My Grandpa was Mr Midlands at one point (srsly), but I still like to think that given the element of surprise and a heavy barstool in my hand I coulda scored a draw.
Mr Midlands!! Amazing.
He's been dead 10 years and my Nan still insists on showing people pictures of him posing in speedos. It's... traumatic.
No amount of speedo photos can destroy that
My 25-year-old dad would probably try to reason with me calmly and sensibly, refusing to fight.
I'd fuck him up, though. The fucking pussy.
He was pwopa nawty as a young man.
i reckon at (nearly) 52 I could have all you lot
apart from say splenic, oh and the bumbler looks like he would be rather tough, oh and mouseeee looks a bit bulky, plus he has a beard
actually Ive been having second thoughts, because although I was thinking Id mash my 25 yr old self
I was very fast and very supple, did lots of punching and kicking of bags and stuff, and had lots of stamina, so although now my shoulders/upper arms are much larger and are like oak and could probably snap my 25 yr old spine, I am probably slower and less fit, so it would be interesting.
my advice to you, skip around like mohamed ali, stay out of reacch and take pot shots
anyone beat that?
Haven't done any for about a decade mind and it's hardly the most aggressive martial art
(that's one above straight brown).
Bow to your Sensei!
(stopped when I was 11)
Short Round's brother
Bow to your Sensei!
i'm wasted here
he'd absolutely kill me.
he'd still kick my arse now (i'm 25 he's 51)
He's little, but he's got massive shovel hands and used to box at a reasonable level.
In fact, the thought of fighting my dad has made me feel blue.
Do don't mess
i was a boozed up, indie kid at 25. my dad was in the army
but if I have to use self defence i can beat the shit out of someone.
My dad, I think, was similar but I would imagine heavier. So probably not.
He was, and is, a weakling.
i'm wasted here
he did boxing training to keep fit
he's bigger but I'd be considerably more technical.
but how do you all feel you would fare against
evil sean adams
and his henchmen Theo
unless of course you're just massive (more likely)
I'll get back to you in two weeks time.
but the 23 year old me could take the 25 year old mum down. She's little and has thin wrists. I think she was going out with my dad at the time who would definitely murder me if I slapped up my mum.
25 year old my dad - having an early mid-life crisis working class fantasy and living on a farm.
Almost definitely my dad. I could beat him up now though. In fact, maybe I will!
but I'm kind of well built-ish (maybe when I'm 25, the ish will be unneccesary), and, well, I do have a lot of reasons to be mad at him.
although I don't like fighting, so I'd probs just bury it deep e
with all the rest of the discontent and wuss out.