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Tell me things.
goats are bastards
I went on holiday to Egypt once, they climb the trees there. Brilliant.
also yesterday i played INFLATABLE TWISTER
and received 'you effing drongo' in reply, they were only joking though
2. yesterday i went to a barbecue and they had two inflatables. one was a bungee run and one was GIANT INFLATABLE TWISTER.
i'm actually funny as fuck on here, the world just isn't ready for it
i am about one fith / quarter through my music video
it is taking up a LOT of time
How's it looking though?
it's actually taking me a little quicken than i thought
i have been doing some cheeky bits at work tho whilst my boss has been away
fuck the police
might do a power hour at work now
will probs be back here in two minutes
approximately once an hour today.
F you meowington!
but that would imply my boyfriend has been cheating on me, which I sincerely hope he hasn't. Anyway, it's more the very top of my leg that's itchy, not my pubes.
yesterday i saw my flatmate wearing the same watch. i said, 'oh you've got the same watch as me' and he said, 'oh i found this in the kitchen, i thought i'd asked you?'. he quite clearly hadn't and had just taken my watch on holiday for a month to mexico.
where does this rate on the mental flatmate scale?
kill him tonight before he kills you
it was a warning.
did he give the watch back, or just stare at you?
but that is weird if you ask me.
I am very excited to watch this tonight. He better let me or I'm kicking him out.
I just had a bread roll. I'm going to go make a cup of tea.
I think he means going-to-get-his-teeth-kicked-in-by-meo-admin. Shh, let's watch.
Got like 2 trains to book and im gonna see if he wants this rug
because I want this rug.
but that is one fugly rug
Its well nice. I wanted the bigger one actually. Its like reduced to £18! It would look well good in the flat
or this one
Second one is nice but don't want round and too small.
of course he doesn't want that you mental
Its a good rug!!!!
What about this one instead?
This one is better again though
nice rug tho
Sounds like your kind of bird, vine
I'm not going out with a primary school teacher any more
(I may be overthinking this)
Thought it might be your thing
yeah totally you motherfucker
I'm going to the royal academy of music to see a show tonight and try to blag some work. Ahhh. I might go home now and have a disconap and a shower so I'm less sleepy and sickly for it.
I will. I will!
I've got a few things underway (poss working for the PRS and hopefully doing some voluntary work for various Arts agencies and the RAM), but I think I'm going to take a little bit of time out either way to... recalibrate things. Thanks for asking :) Definitely moving out of private practice law, whatever happens.
it climbs under the desk units then opens them from the inside.
looks like a poltergeist.
If it wins I will put £30 on Sir Prancealot in the 16.25
You better be right or I will start a campaign of hate
work too yeah
Please try harder.
Thanks for the invite x
where is c_r with his endless positivity when you need him?!
He always misses my casual banal threads. I think he secretly hates me
it seems like you should be somehow
but he added me on facebook and keeps asking me to go for a pint and we've started a band. We also have a lot of mutual irl friends. Very strange.
definitely going to try the c_r method
Instead, I'm going to Sunderland to see Bruce motherfucking Springsteen on Thursday.
I've got time to kill in the day (28th July), anyone want to hang out with me?
in waterstones on my lunch break, and it told a story about all the men in the office being mean to the pretty secretary because they are angry that she is so pretty and and makes them think about s*x and they feel like they're not allowed because companies do lots of scare mongering about sexual harrassment, not because they trying to protect people but because they know that people find s*x more interesting than work and they don't want them to be distracted.
you are creakyknees and I claim my £5
but not s*xual?
But I didn't get anything back anyway so it's obviously ok
and I'm scared because what if this is a doppleganger and our paths cross in Manchester and then we both die
Apparently I have a doppelganger who also lives in Chorlton. It might be you, you see, that's why I ask if you live in Chorlton. Gives me an idea of whether or not it's you who is my doppelganger.
went to a house party there once, got on the bus going the other way and ended up in Stockport. Felt a right prick getting back on the same bus with the driver who hated me. I find one in every 5 people look like me so I don't think its uncommon
ergo I do not look like you. Sorry
whether or not you are as devastatingly, pant wettingly good looking as you claim to be
but it was sweeping too many people off their feet I had to remove for the health and safety of this country. I think my faceybs on there but I dunno if that's private or not. Reckless.
Not me in Chorlton eithss
I will facebook stalk the FUCK out of you later
and we've got a mutual friend
AND i'm not even one of you manchester bastards
what is this
TOLD YOU ANDYVINE
Also your date of birth
that'd be really embarrassing for the BOTH OF US
feel like a detective. says you're in Newcastle so I've my suspicions, narrowed it down to TWO.
22's well old, i've defo reached my peak
but yeah I know, birthday yesterday?
i hope you realise that this makes us best friends (for life).
i feel like we've all learnt a lot about each other
I thought my peak was at 21 but this year is shaping up to be a vintage
If so, I very nearly shouted ANDYVINE! at you.
Went out with the frenchy and we were wearing matching outfits and people clearly thought we were one of those couples. I didn't mind though cos she is a slamming hotty.
I'm really bored and it's only 3 quid on steam.
we make threads like this when we're bored
in other news: quite peckish.
you must have something worth a tenner to sell that you don't need anymore
not after what happened last time.
(it'll be fine)
Talk to her
where she is.
plus she's already sending me some free coffee, don't want to push my luck.
Might go to the pictures with Lawro.
wonder if i can get a boner
on here? irl? who? eh?
just looking on the urban outfitters website cos of ^up there. And they sell bikes. and they're all (FUCK ugly) fixies. oooooof course they are.
the same image comes up, brown hair and a rectangularish head and I think it could be because, back when people had photos, you all looked quite similar.
threw away my can....
I can see why it never caught on in the UK
i might just pretend to faint to pass the last half hour of the day
He says his actions were proportionate, how? Night