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What's the standard procedure for when you lock your bike up in the busiest junction in London and then lose the key?
But go one further, poo out the bike and reassemble it.
Mister Eat All The Things (MEATT)
That's fucking insane. What shall we name this green thing? Eat all things.
Fucking stripey jumpered, beret wearing, bicyclists (keeping it relevant).
did he build himself a cocoon and come out a beautiful butterfly?
I'd probably get your little bell and wicker basket from the bike to remember it by, though :)
so that way anyone that sees you will just be like, oh right they are just doing some sort of thing
just boltcut it without any camera/explanation it so that way anyone that sees you will just be like, oh right they are just doing some sort of thing
saw the lock off, then mount bike/ride away.
No one gave me a second look.
particuarly if its pretty cheap, couple minutes tops.
what sort of lock is it? if it is a cheapish one you can probably open it with a screwdriver (or even a biro lid, have a google and you should be able to find instructions). failing that just bash the end off the lock with a hammer.
'cause you might need a rather large bowl, and quite a lot of rice.
then nick it. If anyone asks what you're doing just show them that it's got your name on it and it's definitely yours and you just forgot your key.
I was at the waterloo lost property looking for my coat and someone had the same bike problem, the people in lost property agreed to cut it free
I asked a dude in the tech department if he could help despite belonging to a completely different department. He had pretty much every tool going including a draw of increasingly sized saws. Cut the lock for me then as I thanked him and was on my way he was like 'HOW DO I KNOW ITS YOURRRRSSSS????!11111!!'