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Weekend Football Thread.
teh old'un's getting on a bit, eh?
triffic scenes as France beat hosts Ukraine in/after tropical storms.
England play kinda okay and show some propoh team spirit to beat Sweden 3-2. i manage to look like an especially big mong by declaring i'll show my arse in Burtons window if Theo Walcott ever does anything in an England shirt, just before he scores one and makes one. let's not get too carried away just yet, but it's safe to say that even if we don't qualify, 4 points from 6 has already exceeded most of our expectations.
gonna get my Polak on tonight and support Teh Ladz. they really are a great bunch. must remember to not mix largers and woodka again. i think they can do the business, but no result would surprise me. 2-1 Poland.
Russia should beat Greece. i'll say 2-0, with yer man Alan bagging another, and Andrej Arseshavings again looking like an actual footballer.
Michael Laudrup named new Swansea manager, which is pretty rad, imho.
Milan reject a £37.5m bid from PSG for the second best defender in the world. Staggering shrapnel. Makes you wonder what Vinny Kompany must be worth, eh?
Joe Cole returns to Liverpool. Good to have him back, humble onions.
United tracking Thiago Alcantara, Chelsea after Debuchy. Both would be good footballer signing purchases.
Michael Owen agrees terms with the nearest Premier League club to his stables.
Arsenal to sign young, technically-gifted continental player no-one's heard of.
Royston Keane may be off to Birmingham. Good thing if it gets him off the telly.
Tim Sherwood to become Spurs DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL. He.
Any other business?