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Four hours of work left. Excellent. Going for a pub lunch now.
Have this pic: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3070/3350529643_b8bee2268a_z.jpg
creamy horseradish sauce. absolutely bangin'
for example, the real life kids and people and that
Apart from Kermit
Did you photograph it from beneath? I can only imagine the horrors of looking at my nut sack and underside of the shaft. Was this photograph sexual stimuli for the lass or merely the actions of a bored perv?
but the test failed
there are phones in the world that ARE ACTUAL CAMERA PHONES that you can take a picture with and have a screen to view them BUT if someone sends a picture to you then you can not get it straight off your phone you have to log into the internet to view the picture in a computer!!!!
I can't go for a wee because there's some scary looking people drinking right in the way of the door I need to use.
Moving house soon (hopefully) and the agents want to see my bank statements.
Can anyone tell me why? Surely if I pass a work and credit check that's enough right?
but yes, usually the work and credit check would be enough. should be right though
I earn enough to pay the rent, they have proof of this in the payslips I've shown them and from having spoken to my boss. I'm very rarely standoffish, but I think this is something I'm going to stand by. I'm kind of insulted they're insisting on seeing something so personal
it's your right to not show them but then it's their right to not rent to you as a result
theres some pretty hilarious stuff on there. They probably just ask for a laugh (they're probably busier than me and won't even really check your bank statements, which is probably worse)
It's a bollocky bollocks request.
(even credit reference agencies don't have access to bank account ins and outs)
think i might puke
anyone else here.
Came back to find this waiting for me on my desk courtesy of my french placement student pal. She is going home in two weeks. I'm definitely going to cry. MARRY MOI.
but that looks a bit (italics) shit.
It was a tasty salad ok. Look at all that pepperoni and cucumber. And it was the thought that mainly counted.
How many times has YOUR french student made you lunch?
many many many times.
Do you even have an office kitchen??
of a salad.
The size is just what came out of the phone.
it's horrible. i can't stop drinking it
It contains 'yerba mate' which will allegedly make my penis hard. Looking forward to this.
and quiet frisky actually.
yerba maté is many things, but it's not an aphrodisiac. It's more of a stimulant, like caffeine, but it doesn't leave your mouth dry/give you headaches. I drank a lot of it during the last couple of terms.
It's apparently a mushroom tea with stringy live organisms in it, and is infused iwht yerba. I feel... weird. or maybe just wired.
like really on the ball.
its not cadburys tho. gutted.
grownup. horrid. I fancy a Twirl. Or a Flake!
its just not as good. nowhere near.
It tasted really bad. Disappointing.
Is it 2008 again?
Maybe my favourite youtube clip ever.
There were loads of nerks blocking the aisle and I said for fuck's sake under my breath but actually a bit loudly and this woman next to me said excuse me? in that sassy way and I pretended I hadn't heard her and she let it drop.
I haven't had anyone pull me up (off) on it yet. I'd like to think if I did that I'd come back to them telling them why they are the dregs of society but I imagine I'd go red and say sorry and stand waiting patiently, silently fuming
I'm not typing all that out again, especially now I've ruined the punchline.
where someone signs of Wes. Couldn't stop laughing at that earlier, either.
I could stop laughing though, it wasn't that (italics) good.
as it's impratcial to fancy the person I do currently. *casts eyes around*
nothing can go wrong.
Which is why I'd like to stop fancying them asap!
the worst innit
1) Are they single?
2) Could they fancy you back?
3) Have you tried asking them out on a date?
2) Could, but don't
Hence the need for a different one!
we were seeing each other then she got back with her ex but they split up and stuff's happened since, not for a few weeks now though. but we're genunely really good friends as well which complicates it like cause otherwise I could just not speak to them as much or whatever. so i dunnooo. i know that nothing properly longer terms probably not gonna happen.
to be honest i'm not down or anything at all. i'm just gonna neck a rotter tonight to substitute
That's the spirit!
At the very least they'll no longer be your friend, in which case it'll be ok to fancy them.
so i've been learning songs since 10.30 pretty much. Might buy a coke and eat some vienetta in a bit