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are you sure it wasn't just that someone was getting mocked for wearing shorts today despite the fact it's pissing it down?
they hate flip flops too and probably sex, wine and music.
life is better in shorts (yes, not 3/4 length).
I'm just against British males wearing them
Length to just above the knee: OK
Length to below the knee: WRONG
Length to just below the crotch: WRONG WRONG WRONG NEVER NUDE WRONG
Already been asked to explain myself twice. Hardly rocket science - sure it's teeming with pigging rain but it's also hot as well. I'm just wet - everyone else is wet and sweaty.
Slacks wearers 0 Me 1
totally hate shorts
but the people who wear it. Like sunglasses: practical, can look good...always worn by cunts so they're out. Hats: practical, can look good..always worn by cunts so they're out. Shorts: practical, can look good...always worn by cunts so they're out. Flip flops though, I'd definitely ban them. Make me feel ill. Urgh
it's 30c you are at a BBQ/in the park/outside. Are you wearing trousers, socks and trainers?
and i'll happily go in my boxers. but actual shorts? hahaha
And crouched in the shade typing up a post on an iPhone about how cuntish all the bad men wearing shorts are
and trousers are for only the most formal of occasions: weddings, funerals and job interviews.
Jeans and doc martens, thanks.
I am against flip flops though, especially people who wear flip flops with jeans; they're the cuntiest of cunts
If its hot enough for shorts you don't need a fucking hoodie
Guess what combo of items I'm wearing right now?
If it helps any I've got a low v-neck t-shirt underneath
If it was a nicer day I'd have had my sunglasses hanging from the v in the neck. Then you would have respected me
which doesn't make it acceptable, it just means we can't expect you to live up to the standards of normal people.
Punk 4 lyfe.
I just don't trust men who can't literally look me in the eye without craning their necks.
Fucking shorts. The oompaloompas of society.
oh hang on
but they mean you have to put more thought into your footwear and the whole thing just turns into a total nightmare.
and i just know you're the sort of person who definitely loves flipflops, right?
The few times I've met Theo he was wearing shorts... I only wear shorts if I'm on holiday or at the gym or it's really-really hot in the office. I am sort of anti most things, but shorts, especially when short-shorts exist, ain't one.
That guy hurts our side real bad. Last time this came up he started on about a special pair of sandals he wears with them and we all had to bid a tactical retreat
Lucien have I told you about my running sandals?
Anyway: shut up v-neck.
you have to admit
He's just very tall.
fine to be worn inside the home, or your own (back) garden, but you don't wear them in public, irrespective of the weather.
the same goes for, say, white socks, jogging bottoms (or whatever the fuck they're called), vests, or replica sports shirts.
just common sense. either you're riff-raff or you ain't.
normally worn by young kids, ex-jailbirds or virgins.
not really an issue for me, tbh.
i saw a girl play a gig in pyjama bottoms last week. can you believe it? she couldn't be arsed to get dressed for a gig. unbelieveable. Re. backyard, no need to put shorts on, just chill out in your pants in your own back yard
Theres no shame in pyjamas at gigs
Trying to start a trend.
We still tease him about mercilessly, even 15 years later.
Maybe she was just going for a specific look?
Summer is all about shorts and listening to pop punk.
Go out, get a tan, wear shorts.
The majority of men on DiS are painfully skinny indie boys with chicken legs whilst others such as myself are a little on the tubby side.
Frankly the anti shorts movement exists primarily to protect the public gaze from unpleasant sights...
[ ] Anti-shorts
I wear light blue cut off 501s
tiny nylon ones? those awful chino ones? THESE? http://www.oki-ni.com/mens-legwear/band-of-outsiders-mens-classic-paisley-shorts/invt/boa1213blu
unless it's a really hot day
Naked legs can look weird and bruisey.
This is just what I've overheard in the pub.
Don't do baggy either.
As well as a t-shirt with native american designs on it
Absolutely nobody was capable of dealing with the swag I was bringing
Los Campesinos! suck balls
I don't think I'll ever get tired of the old “clicking on someone’s profile to find ammo for insults” routine.
I think it looks nice <3