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Top 5 signs that someone wants a piece.
looking at it, saying things like 'ooh, that's a lovely cake. is that buttercream? I *love* cake, me.', offering to cut the cake for you.
these are all clear signals.
and asking him if you can buy a gun.
not avoiding me
sitting near me
and agree to the terms of the ceasefire.
and say that they haven't brought in any lunch
they say they really like sandwiches
they drool as you eat yours
they ask if you used all the bread
holding their crotch
running to the toilet
i saw this thing on itv t'other week
said that if she plays with her hair she's probably keen
she's playing with her quite regularly
so i think that i might well be in