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Fiends.
Bunch of people hang around together in New York and act like a bunch of dicks.
Top of the Ops
Weekly rundown of the top 40 surgical procedures performed in the UK.
Fiends.
Bunch of people hang around together in New York and act like a bunch of dicks.
Top of the Ops
Weekly rundown of the top 40 surgical procedures performed in the UK.
come din with me
CG narrates as 5 contestants take turns hosting a noise gig in their basement/bedroom
narrates? is that even what i meant?
Antiques Rodshow
Gok Wan helps male OAPs feel good about their bodies
:D
Files
A couple of people put away paperwork
The Bi Bang Theory
Four nerds are attracted to the new female neighbour and also each other.
Only Fools and Hoses
Trotters Independent Traders try flogging dodgy hosepipes to the local fire brigade. With deadly consequences.
Only Foos and Horses
Delboy and Rodney discover they have a long lost brother. That's right, it's Dave Grohl.
Sinfeld
Adventures of a Jewish man who spends his days ignoring all of the advice in the torah
2
Captain Jack Bauer is allowed to go home after a surprisingly slow day at work.
4
Jack completes his afternoon shift with little fuss.
As a side note:
'Captain' Jack?
he was in the army for 15 years as a captain
RESPECT THE VETERAN, VERBAL.
The Ire
Angry cops try and bust the crimes of Baltimore
Band of Bothers
World War II epic following Easy company around as they get really annoyed with each other over trifling matters
Blue Peer
In a surprisingly leftfield appointment a member of the Blue Man Group joins the House of Lords. With sexy results.
as a sidenote
i fucking love this show
lot
a bunch of nomarks travel around in a teleporting carpark while nothing ever gets explained
SI: Crime Scene Investigation
Developers of the Football Manager game try their hand at forensic science. Turns out the skills aren't that transferable.
SI Sunday
A camera crew follows the Sports Interactive team on their days off which, as it turns out, aren't particularly dissimilar to their work days.
Math of the Day
Gary, Alan, Alan and Lee talk about their favourite sums.
Hose
Hugh Laurie stars as an maverick doctor who tries to cure his patients by spraying them with a garden hose.
Grandsand
Des Lynam, Steve Rider and Ray Stubbs profile their favourite UK beaches.
Gran stand
Des Lynam, Steve Rider and Ray Stubbs act surly and refuse to give up their seats on the bus
Good work here you two.
SMV: Live
Bass supergroup present kids TV show. Poke-rap replaced with a bass-off.
CSI: New Ork
Middle Earth's crime scenes explored. In later series Samwise the hobbit is discovered to be dealing hobbit drugs to hobbit hobbit hobbit.
Cub: Your Enthusiasm
...in which people's emotional states are characterised by anthropomorphic animals from their imagination
The Fast Sow
Quick-fire sketch show showing repeated shots of a female pig running around a field. She's pretty rapid, too.
His Morning
Richard Madeley invokes his hetero white male privilege to claim the hours between midnight and midday as his own.
The Impsons
Animated stories revolving around a family of dwarves
Lack Books
Want to purchase a novel? You can't. This shop doesn't have any. (Repeat. Subtitles...888)
Black Boos
Lenny Henry gives passer byes a fright (sorry)
Great British Men
Prue Leith, Matthew Fort and Oliver Peyton bicker about who the best looking male from each region of the country is
Holy Oaks
Soap about a group of attractive religious types
NES at 10
Trevor McDonald plays Duck Hunt for half an hour.
One Man and his OG
A hapless shepherd tries to teach a reformed Crip to chase sheep into a pen.
would watch
Beaking Bad
The story of a man who, diagnosed with terminal cancer, secretly raises chickens to provide for his family when he dies. (VideoPlus+...74254)
Master Che
A group of young hopefuls thing they have what it takes to be a guerilla revolutionary.
But will they impress Gregg Wallace? He doesn't care, he's already drunk and it's only 10 in the morning.
The Offie
Sacked by Wernham Hogg, David Brent gets a job in a local wine shop
Geordie Shoe
Something about Jimmy Nail and crocodiles...
Pee Show
2 dysfunctional friends drink a gallon of water each. with hilarious results
This, I was going to say this (church scene)
Red Warf
Scousers abound in Documentary in which Dave Lister interviews Derick (geddit) Hatton about Liverpools millitant dockers
You've Been Famed
Maudlin look back at the lives of those who have been propelled to stardom at the cost of their dignity, integrity, and privacy. (Musical guest: Mick Hucknall)
All New You've Been Famed
Maudlin look back at the ever unpopular tv series You've Been Famed.
Arks & Recreation
animals on a boat, getting it on two by two
snog, mary, avoid
televised version of kiss/chase
Fring
Combative midfielder Torsten Frings struggles to come to terms with the death of his entire family.
Doctor Ho
Timetravelling prostitute
Damn you...
Holyoaks
A bunch of trees decide to become members of the clergy in this new sitcom which brings a whole new meaning to the term branching out
fi
Cuntdown
Er...
It's basically Countdown, but now presented by Jeremy Kyle, and Ferne Cotton as the 'numbers lady'.
It does not end well.
i'd definitely watch this.
Anger Mouse
Ernest Penfold gets beaten to a hammy pulp
Casualy
Long-running series set in an A&E dept with no sense of urgency
sabrina the teenage itch
sex education video promoting safe sex
Marco Pierre's Kitchen Was....
BBC4 present a documentary looking back on the different uses of the building Marco Pierre currently uses for his restaurant.
.SE and the City
London's financial district turns to swedish internet addresses to prevent domain seizure.
Come Dine With E
Eels frontman's cooking programme
Auf Wiedersehen PE
A young and lithe James Corden leaves school and accepts a contract to work in Germany for five years where he gets very little exercise and eats a fuckload of frankfurters.
that is exceptionally inventive
Breaking Ba
Members of the public take it in turns to belittle Newcastle ace Demba Ba until he cries.
The News At 0
existential comedy about a civilisation trapped at the beginning of time
He-Man and the Maters of the Universe
a heart wrenching documentary following He-Man and Skeletor as they comes to terms with their sexual identities, go through the Op and become the women they've always been deep down inside.
Big Tran
Spin-off from the League of Gentleman as we follow gruff-voiced taxi driver Babs on an unforgettable journey across Leicestershire.
Father Ed
Father Ed is an Irish sitcom[2] that was produced by Hat Trick Productions for British broadcaster Channel 4. Written jointly by Irish writers Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan and starring a predominantly Irish cast, it originally aired over three series from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998, including a Christmas special, for a total of 25 episodes.
Would you like a T father?
ahhh g'on g'on g'on
Changing Roos
Carol Smyllie swaps the entire Kangaroo population of one zoo with that of another to see if anyone notices.
Four Roos
Changing Roos is back, unfortunately most of the Kangaroos have not survived having been smothered to death by an overbearing Smillie
Paced
Two jobless Londoners in their late twenties embark on a series of entertaining adventures with their diverse band of chums. Each 23-episode season covers only 10 minutes of their lives.
The Mysterious Cities of God
Overly religious Japanese-French animated series about a young spanish Orphan who sets out on an incredible journey to find his father, the creator.
Tars in their Eyes
Matthew Kelly rubs different kinds of tar in to the eyes of schoolchildren
Lackadder
The timeteam this week discover how early british folk did their sums
Blue Petr
A sequel to the Red Shoe Diaries with Petr Cech stepping into the void left by an ascendant David Duchovny.
Homs Under The Hammer
**NEW FOR 2013** Following the death and destruction during the civil war, there is a sizeable amount of delapidated property in Homs available at auction. The ever cheery Lucy and Martin head out to Syria to assess those renovation bargains and interview their lucky new owners!
Hom's Under the Hammer
Ken Hom is viciously assaulted
...and then auctioned off
Homs Under the Hammer
Ken AND Josh are viciously assaulted
Homs Under The Hammer
"STOP! Hammertime!" exclaims ex-preacher and pop star MC Hammer, before leading his army of cudgel wielding Persian warriors in baggy trousers into battle. Following his taking control of Homs, this documentary follows Hammerman as he governs in his funky new enclave.
:D
Amazing
Tree
A tree grows back after Hurricane Katrina. Incredibly slow.
The Walking Dad
Lie Stories With Piers Morgan
A tabloid editor makes up fictitious stories in order to sell newspapers.
Grand Deigns
The Prime Minister fucks a pig up the arse
Lockbusters
Bob Holness presents a gameshow to answer the ultimate question: who is the best at raiding the local Lloyds TSB?
Ange
Dark Eastenders offshoot starring Anita Dobson as the Titular heroine trying to make a new life after Den killed the Mayor
1 to 1
William Stewart presents a surprisingly straightforward game show.
supermarket weep
CCTV footage of people in supermarkets: people having serious accidents, staff being sacked and escorted from the premises, and shoplifters arrested (after chases, hopefully).
Dave Lamb to provide the voiceover.
I really like this idea
I can see this being commissioned
Pintless
Alexander and Richard run out of booze
Richard Osman could storm the fucking party
whether he's sober or not
Sons of Praise
An all priest Motorcycle gang run guns through the small town of Harming.
The IT Crow
Super intelligent squawking bird solves crimes using an apple ipad.
On channel 5 after that show with Ian Wright and Melinda Messenger.
FashForward
The whole world goes to sleep at the same time and dreams of a terrible future where John Fashanu has taken over the world. Upon waking, it is up to Joseph Feinnes to search and destroy John Fashanu before it is too late. Starring John Fashanu as John Fashanu.
JOHN FASHANU
JOHN, FASHANU
JOHN. FASHANUUU.
Awoo-gah!
That's John Fasharnu, tonight at 9 on BBC2.
Do The Bounty Hunter
Graphic late-night cable show.
Dog the Bunty Hunter
Short tempered ex-con muscle-mary and his ass-backwards family run around Hampshire pepper-spraying posh birds
Plane Earth
time lapse photography showing some ground without any plants or animals
These threads are worse than AQOS
They'll probably be at the top of the 'most viewed threads' lists at the end of the year
Sad.
Ladiators
Leathered Contestants are pitted against bouncers and security guards in physical challenges before having to run the eliminator post-sambuca.
two and half me
I built a cloning machine, but it wasnt perfected so i only got one copy and a little kid, i'm still working on it though in the vein hope that one day i can make an Ashton Kutcher
Two and a half M.E.
man with severe chronic fatigue syndrome tries to tell the world about his suffering. Falls asleep during first episode.
Geordie Hore
No difference to Geordie Shore.
Dad's Arm
Hapless suburban dad, Keith (Arthur Lowe) is dead. He returns as a ghost to watch over his family but, thanks to a supernatural mix-up, only his arm returns to this world. The arm (which can only be seen by his smart-alec young son) floats around the home averting mishaps and discouraging would-be suitors to his widow (Holly Willoughby).
Transworld Port
A touching documentary about Portsmouths small transgender community.
Questin' Time
David Dimbleby dresses up as a Chaos Warlock Lvl 43 and goes to visit the oracle in Harlem, yo
Mad In Chelsea
Touching documentary about the mentally ill.
Gams of Thrones
We all love a good queen, but this weekly thirty minute show puts an exceedingly important question to the test, Jane, Anne, Mary, Victoria, Elizabeth A, Elizabeth B.... Who had the best set of legs. Length, Strength, Tan and Tone all will be revealed.
The Fresh Prince of Blair
In order to keep him out of trouble Tony Blair's family send him to live with relatives after leaving office. Hilarity ensues. Guest starring "Jazzy" Geoff Hoon.
Ne Girl
A sassy, spoilt Manhattanite from the Upper East Side must re-evaluate her life after waking up one morning to discover she has become a noble gas. Don't think that being colourless and inert will stop her achieving her goal of bagging the big internship at the magazine and finding the man of her dreams.
Is it about you?
*Georgia Bore
New Gir
Spin-off from 'Invader Zim' about Invader Zim's robot companion Gir moving into an apartment with three guys post-leaving Invader Zim.
Me behaving badly
tits!
Range Hill
A load of schoolkids stage a sit-in when their local education authority bafflingly approves plans to convert their school into a rifle range.
This thread is very Alan Partridge programme ideas
Blind Ate
Blind-Tastetest Gameshow to win CASH prizes (with Chas and Dave)
Byker Gove
Education security visits a school in North East England to gurn at the effects of his new measures
*SECRETARY ffs
.mde in Chelsea
documentary about the retirement home staff's use of Microsoft Access to keep track of inmates
I WAS ABOUT TO DO THIS :(
Shooting SARS
Docu-drama following the Chinese health authority's baffling attempt to contain the respiratory infection using automatic weapons.
How I Met Your Other
A twin tells a twin how they met that twins twin and that twin tells the other twin how they met that twins twin.
Ow, I Met Your Mother
Slapstick antics from a man who meets his friend's horrifically violent mother.
How I Met You, Mother
A man talks to his mum at length about his own birth
Ex and the City
People who no longer wish to be with their respective partners arrange for Noel Edmonds to kidnap their 'Ex' - then chloroform them - and leave them in a random city in the UK with no money or clothes. Mr Blobby will be chasing them with a hunting knife too.
Will they make it back home alive?
Will Mr Blobby get them?
Will Noel phone a banker?
Who cares?
This is an interactive show that you can place bets on via the ITV website. Made by the people who brought you Big Brother.
Lose Women
Set in a maze contestants must shake off a one of the Nolans, Jane McDonald and Denise Welsh. If caught they will be belittled.
Ha!
actuaLOL
Goodnight Sweet Hart
Morbid documentary covering a dying Tony Hart's last days.
kinda sick, but funny
Two point for children
Childrens game show presented by Neil Morrisey and the twins from Funhouse.
The twins arms are controlled by child contestants who have to make them point at prizes they want to win.
If they miss, Morrisey comes at them with a hammer, dressed as Bob the Builder.
One Foo In The Grave
RIP Dave Grohl. I don't believe it!
On Foot In The Grave
Documentary about the new trend of corpses being buried standing up.
One Foot In The Rave
Heather Mills goes to a techno nightclub.
Firefl
Got unfairly cancelled before they could even finish writing the title.
The Ay Today
Moving documentary tracing the whereabouts of former Live & Kicking video games correspondent Adam Ay.
Granstand
Elderly women are made to stand up on the bus, thanks to selfish younger people with functioning hips and bladders
Ho, Do You Think You Are?
A group of prostitutes host a roundtable discussion on existentialism.
Who tweeted this?
I see someone's trying to get #MinusLetterTV trending.
Probably meths.
As Tim Goes By
Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer reunite for a new series. The couple have recently retired to a specially adapted house in Barnes following Palmer's character suffering a stroke and leaving him wheelchair bound. While retaining the light-hearted nature of the original series, the new run of shows also portrays the difficult relationship between a disabled man and his able bodied wife who has become his full time carer, highlighted by the ironic juxtaposition of the sharp witted Palmer's daily morning routine - drawing back his bedroom curtains and witnessing a man famously lacking in mental strength - ex-Tennis star Tim Henman - skipping past his front room window whistling as he bounds down to the corner shop for a Freddo and a copy of the Daily Mail.
The ill
Reg & Tosh have had enough of moving on the local chavs & nicking skagheads for shoplifting, so get themselves signed off with 'stress' for six months so they can get pissed and spend their day in the bookies. The subsequent manpower shortage leads to anarchy descending on Sun Hill.
who wants to e a millionaire
Millionaires, some famous and some not, are tricked into taking party drug ecstasy with their subsequent antics recorded. Episode 1: Sir Alan Sugar is E'd up via his morning coffee before an important board meeting in which he insists on hugging 23 board mdmbers before spending an hour gurning and babbling incoherently.
The On Show
Matt Baker and Alex Jones aren't wearing any pants.
Prison Brek
A look in to the appalling standards of food in Americas prisons.
Hoeland
Our reporter goes deeper than any reporter has ever gone before to uncover the secrets of the prostitution industry.
Alan Partridge to thread!
I'm Ala Partridge, a documentary of people who bear similarities to Alan in real life.
Pintless
a charity telethon for people desperate for blood transfusions.
or
A pub based sitcom about a couple of regulars who decide to go teetotal.
Basseye
Chris Morris has always had an eye for satire, but now he's totally addicted to bass! A dark postmodern take on Channel 5's Extreme Fishing With Robson Green.
BC News
National news corp retells tails of the days before Jesus Christ.
Family GÜ
Animated fun. An american family sit round and eat overpriced deserts. Nowhere near as funny as it used to be.
The ill
daytime tv show that incorporates 90s hip hop into crime drama.
Big Bother
Davina McCall annoys the viewers in her own reality tv show