went out on the pull. failed of course. it was some cheese tonight and i had no idea what was going on until about 2am and by that time all the girls had left. basically it turns out a load of kids dance to bon jovi, the theme from the fresh prince of bel air and the macarena in 2012. i know! fucking played azealia banks as well lol, turns out that 1 song she did is ageing well.
anyway i'm going to make this thread so i make sure i didn't forget this: on my way back i came up for a good idea for the story to the next disney pixar film:
basically there is some guy who always goes out on the pull and fails. he is too cool for the theme from fresh prince of bel air if you get what i mean. one night he is on the way back from a club and eating some kind of shitty takeaway [southern fried chicken or kebab would work best i think] and a fox starts walking beside him, obviously for the chicken so the boy gives him a bit. then the fox walks off after this.
coincidentally a week or so later the same thing happens again. this time the guy is walking back and sees the same fox and his kebab has gone cold so he passes some of it on to the fox and then carries on feeding it to him.
this happens a few times during which the character is developed.
after a while there is a scene where the boy and the fox are good friends, every time the boy goes out to the local clubs the fox waits in a bush not far away and then follows the guy back while eating his chicken. but this time the boy opens his door and lets the fox trot in and sleep on his floor.
basically the fox lives there now, on the floor of this guy's studio flat [or maybe room of a shared house]. it's the easter holidays so the boy keeps trying to revise and the fox keeps getting at his snacks and so forth. there is a load of tension and while the boy is out revising one day the fox runs away. oh no!
so the boy is really miserable. whereas before he was playing ball with the fox [who he has now named Isaac] and feeding him eggs or w/e it is you feed foxes, he is trudging back and failing to pull girls. his life is miserable again. eventually he goes out walking in the woods one saturday morning feeling dead down and like he shouldn't have had a go at isaac for eating all his hula hoops.
strangely enough during this walk he sees the fox and goes over to say hi. only as he goes over to say hi he sees a girl that he tried to pull earlier in the film [sorry forgot to mention this] hunting with a load of other toffs. he realises that he needs to save isaac from being hunted to death by these posh aristocrats, so he runs in front of all these pounding horses and dogs. all of the people stop but then he has to fight a dog. during the fight he starts to lose and none of the toffs [who don't want bad media to ruin their parents' media businesses] can get this dog (call him hooke maybe so the kidz will learn some history) to stop.
hang on, who is that? out of the woods isaac comes and battles the dog. he is also losing but eventually the boy and the fox team up to battle the posh dog. by working together to save each other they become friends.
the ending of the film is a little clip of the boy and the fox sharing a minced beef + onion pie in the boy's room while drinking milkshake and listening to the just joans.