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that's just not cricket, son.
but he doesn't drink either.
Plus I'm sure he's mentioned a number of times before that he does this (God knows why).
Which is a very logical thing to do. I do it, and find it a lot less emasculating that wiping up piss that's missed the toilet.
I click my fingers and have my woman come and clean it while I neck some carling. This isn't true as I don't even have a toilet seat.
as it is as good a time as any to have a wee swatch at the phone and not be worried of dropping it into my piss.