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Apparently proper salami is made from horse meat.
This factoid certainly flabbered my gast.
together done a fail.
I should have said proper salami isn't spicy.
I've just cut a horses leg off
just don't spice it.
unless you can just staple it back on and walk away looking casual.
and the GoldenEye theme
were the dangly things at the back of your throat
Until I went through it on a train.
I thought black and white cows were lady cows
I thought Ken Livingstone was blind
was a poison similar to arsenic and that if you drank a whole bottle you'd die. Years later I found out it was a complete lie/old wives' tale. Dick head.
don't touch the stuff, you'll be the girl crying on the staircase at the party
Hence the apostrophe
She can drink me under the table
I'm exclusively shopping in Selby's from now on.
it's like the spelling mistake for people who are good at spelling
i see now. my brain auto-corrected it to the right spelling.
I'm not a vegetarian, so it doesn't matter to me, I just didn't realise it contained animal things until recently.
Evidently, I assumed incorrectly.
a tasty yellow beef
Obviously it contains animal things, but I didn't know it contained the sort that vegetarians aren't allowed.
seriously. all asda cheese is marked as vegitarian.
i'd say it is- it's not vegan, of course.