Aye, go on then.
England announce squad numbers for the Euros; here's the first 11, which look like a pretty possible First XI; Hart, Johnson, Terry, Cahill, Cole, Gerrard, Lampard, Walcott, Young, Rooney, Carroll.
Gourcuff dropped from France squad. Real shame how far he seems to have fallen. Yanga-Mbiwa also out, despite the continued presence of the Premier League's Worst Defender, Laurent Koscielny.
Eden Hazard has probably signed for Chelsea, supposedly costing £32m fee and £200k per week. Yikes. Pretty tasty forward line taking shape there, though rumours persist that they'll ruin it by buying Hulk too.
United have a £17m bid accepted for Kagawa
Drogba might be off to Madrid to form an almost impossibly pouty, divey forward line with Cronaldo and Di Maria. Higuain on the move?
Dave Whelan, Human Rumour Mill, says Martinez is set for more talks with Liverpool today. Bookies have Brendan Rodgers as favourite, which seems odd coming the day after Swansea sign Sigurdsson, you'd have thought the player would want some assurances before committing.
Literally everyone in Poland and Ukraine is a terrifying racist according to a guy off Newsround. Spying some attention going begging, Stan Collymore immediately wades into the debate and starts arguing with everybody on Twitter.