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be a bit of a wanker.

*oh, I thought that noise was just building works cos a house on our street has scaffolding and stuff*

If he didnt know you weren't in there already?

oh hi i was just out doing stuff outside the house, did you forget your key?

Say you had your headphones on or something. Don't be a twat. I'm now determined to find out who your flatmate is so I can tell him you were inside the whole time being a twat.

half an hour is a bit nuts. he must know you're there

and i assumed someone else would answer it and by the time i realised i was the only one in it was too late. then they saw through my window that i was in and i pretended i'd been wearing my earphones but it was blatant

Because he can hear you typing through your open window.

but I was scared of him so I pretended I wasn't home, but after half an hour, he was still waiting outside, so I had to open the door like I was going out anyway and pretend that I'd been asleep and hadn't heard him knocking.

you know, if another housemate comes home right now he's going to know you were there

honestly i was just pretend to be sleepy and say you were asleep, he'll almost definitely get angry but fuck him, it's not your fault he forgot his key.

Tell him you've been stuck on the loo with diarrhea.

they had a key. I don't think it was him.

Thank fuck can't believe i got away with it.

Some of you go beyond sociopathic and straight into pyschopathic.

but if I lived there I probably wouldn't knock for 30 minutes.

If, however, I'd slain your housemate and was wearing his face like a mask then I would probably wait it out as it would seem like a 'creepy psycho' thing to do and it would probably appeal to my sense of twisted vanity.

Whilst my dad listened to Dark Side of the Moon on vinyl at full blast (was making the front door shake), I dislike you. Sorry

some people

you are a spineless twat.

Can't believe you'd let someone wait outside for so long, just because it might make you feel a little bit uncomfortable. Troubling.

I never usually answer the door because its usually the same traveler looking for sponsorship for some made up event. Usually if someone is calling over I know in advance.

i don't even mean morally bad, just lacking in the abilities you would expect a person to have.

especially the really angry posts.

and you have to pay for it.

should he?

Once I was in my room watching a film and didnt hear the door for ages. Finally went to open it in my pyjamas and it was my friends Nan who had made him a lasagne and driven down from London and it had all gone weird because it was out of the fridge for so long.

I felt really fucking bad. Pretty sure she's dead now too.

but I usually just txt one of my flatmates if so and they can throw the keys out the window and I can catch them.

The other day one of my flatmates threw the keys but missed the open window and smashed the closed one. I was covered in glass, and luckily reacted by looking down otherwise I may have gotten glass in my eye. I no longer forget my keys.

I couldn't get in my house once, knowing one of my parents were in I kept knocking and I knocked so hard I smashed the glass and cut my hand open.

To be fair we didn't have a doorbell and there was another major door to go through aswell as our first front door went into the vineyard, so was kind of external. So understandable my knocks weren't heard I guess. Still annoying though.

not really though.

I don't really understand why some of you losers have got so indignant over all this. If it makes you feel better, the guy literally never takes his key with him anywhere, so he had it coming tbh. Just unfortunate that i was here. But simultaneously fortunate that i'm a bit of a cunt.

I knocked on their door, then a full half an hour later she opened the door. She explained she'd been waiting for me to wander away from the door so she could make out who it was from a second floor window - she thought it was a policeman with a gun.

That was her FIRST assumption. Terrifyingly crazy person.

And post it on Youtube along with a picture of still_here, his picture, his parents' picture, and phone number and address and blood type?

let him in