Italian police react to Milan losing the title by arresting everyone else. Reports indicate Conte might be implicated, which would be pretty sad. Let's hope it's a bit of a stitch-up.
Crewe beat Cheltenham to clinch place in League One. Nick Powell now allegedly worth £6m.
Roy dices with his future by playing an unfit Gaz Baz in a meaningless friendly. Injured. Our chances of Euros glory in tatters. Michael Carrick still probably not good enough to get called up.
Yak leaving Blackburn.
Ivanovic courts Madrid.
Aguero doesn't, saying "I do not want to play for any other club. I can achieve all my dreams here". Daily Star still runs with reports to the contrary.
Liverpool continue with their attempts to unsettle all their other mid-table rivals at once, by interviewing two more moribund managers.
Swansea beat United to the signing of Gylfi Sigurdsson.
Bobby Mugabe supports Chelsea.
Any other business?